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By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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kittykat1501 31

Why would u steal food? Ydi

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Crusadent18 16

Hey that's free weed, don't complain man

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Stevie Laurel 18

I once ate a brownie out of my dad's refrigerator thinking his girlfriend baked them . . . then I went to dress rehearsals at the haunted house I act in. I will let your imaginations fill in the rest.

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Daniel He 7

This is a perfect example of why not to steal food, even from roommates lmao

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ned diggers 14

Oi OP, what did the lesbian Muslim pothead tell her father when he found out she was into haram practices? "I'd rather be stoned than beheaded."

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jlc82 9

good! maybe that will teach not to take other people's shit! ydi

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Wadlaen 23

Ah, grandma's old recipe?

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