Worst enemy

By vitalcheese - 20/05/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner… Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 181
You deserved it 8 222

Same thing different taste

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Funnybunny_fml 3

i really hope your a guy and that sucks i have a rabbit with really long nails and likes to bite.

#7, you're a twat. Cats have claws, if you don't like it then don't buy a ******* cat. You know, declawing is considered so cruel that it's illegal in the UK and several other European countries. If you genuinely believe it's a minor surgery that causes no suffering and is even remotely justifiable you may wish to do a spot of constructive googling on the matter. -.-

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kristidgranger 3

That is why cats suck and are stupid. I would never own one. Dogs are so much better. But I do feel sorry for you. That would suck and I think I would have been cursing!

EmbryH 0

Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt. I now have 2 two-inch scars on my left breast =/

And now your on the computer with bloody holes in your back...? And EmbryH Why the crap would you take off your shirt if your a girl then pick up your cat...?

omg i can only imagine your pain i hate a cat and she FREAKS when we turn the vaccuum on

Hehe, I had to say that you deserved that, even though it's not rly your fault.

kj55 0

I feel worse for the cat, than I do for you... Vacuums are too loud for their tiny little ears, and to top it all off, they're HUGE compared to cats and they suck things up.

aaw damn lol....cut ur cat nails..(not declaw)