Worst enemy

By vitalcheese - 20/05/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner… Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML
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Funnybunny_fml 3

i really hope your a guy and that sucks i have a rabbit with really long nails and likes to bite.

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paperfox_fml 0

#7, you're a twat. Cats have claws, if you don't like it then don't buy a ******* cat. You know, declawing is considered so cruel that it's illegal in the UK and several other European countries. If you genuinely believe it's a minor surgery that causes no suffering and is even remotely justifiable you may wish to do a spot of constructive googling on the matter. -.-

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Brasil_fml 0

if you're a woman, I bet you're sexier now =P

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24788 6

Cats have done that to me so many times. Cats and dogs hate vacuums.

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piddly_03 0

@21 ... nice use of twat, bro. and that sucks.

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michelle4srs 0

#7 - Even if you de-claw your cat, you're only supposed to take out the front ones. The back ones are left for grip, otherwise it would be cruel.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

because removing your fingers doesn't matter as long as you still have your toes

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shirvon100 0

You this girl at my school always has scratches on her chest from her cat. Now i know exactly how they happened Funny how i always notice the ones on her chest, right?

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lackofcolour 0

two front paws, three claws on each . . . make sense? :) hahaha, yeah, #37! see the positive side.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

cats have 5 claws: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/66/190474388_017002ac4d.jpg (the fifth, on what is effectivly the cats thumb, is further back on the paw: http://maxshouse.com/anatomy/claws/Forepaw_skeleton_%20crop.jpg

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lindsaymac 0

Dude, this happened to me about two weeks ago! I was lying on the couch holding my cat, and my dad dropped a pot in the kitchen and he went apeshit. I had 3 huge cuts on my stomach. FYL.

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hustler123 0

Thats hurts so bad its happened to me before nd i hate it..hahahaha but its still funny

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sevbaby 0

wow, for a second, i thought that he was saying that the vacuum made the bloody holes, and i was like WTF? WHY WAS HE VACUUMING AIR? AND HOW DID IT MAKE YOU BLEED? but then i got it. cat makes holes. XD

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