Worst enemy

By vitalcheese - 20/05/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner… Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 181
You deserved it 8 222

Same thing different taste

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Funnybunny_fml 3

i really hope your a guy and that sucks i have a rabbit with really long nails and likes to bite.

#7, you're a twat. Cats have claws, if you don't like it then don't buy a ******* cat. You know, declawing is considered so cruel that it's illegal in the UK and several other European countries. If you genuinely believe it's a minor surgery that causes no suffering and is even remotely justifiable you may wish to do a spot of constructive googling on the matter. -.-

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RLJJ 0

You sure deserve that one ! Didn't you learn from reading FML's what kid of satanic beasts thoses cats are ? They're just good for stew !

0123frick 0

omg when i first read this i thought your dad vaccumed up the cat... had to reread and yeah, that sucks, i hate cat scratches

mrhahn530 0

YDI for having a cat. Little furry balls of evil...

I2OI3 0

Is anyone else having issues with their profile not saving information correctly?? This is so strange.

From the writer: I am in-fact a guy. Why would I have no top on around my dad if I was a girl? To #39: I also have a dog Thanks, VitalCheese

You deserve it for being a guy and owning a cat... just saying

so if ur a guy i guess thats ohkay. i guess the only reason u stated ur dad was there waas to say that he turned on the vacuum. this happened to my little brother.