ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: Wrong 'un - FML

Wrong 'un

By TheBeautifulOne - 23/08/2012 13:42 - United Kingdom - Ayr

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

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By Is that..? - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 304

By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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You deserved it 4 238

By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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You deserved it 6 317

By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 373

You deserved it 20 498

Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

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You deserved it 72 764

Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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You deserved it 891

By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML

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You deserved it 145

By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

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You deserved it 5 301

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Top comments

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

It's funny how people like you turn out.

Zedd_fml 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

Karma is a bitch,ain't it.

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kimg0885 23

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:12

Remember,revenge is a dish best served cold. I would have enjoyed every minute you were in my custody.

gracehi 31

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:19

Wow. So I guess the, "Be nice to me. My tax dollars will be paying for your jail cell," insult I would throw at my bullies was actually accurate. :D

annie_nk 22

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:22

I am teaching my kids that line. It's genius!

CetaBabe 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 23:03

^^^ Agreed!! Stealing that line and teaching my little sister, cousins and future children! Wish I'd thought of it when I was bullied in school!!!

NMSO851 3

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:24

Huh.... That's ironic...no? Lol. Wonder who was laughing then. Don't drop the soap!

newburton13 26

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:29

All together now. *ahem* KARMAAAAAAAAA!

French_Toast_fml 3

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:33

YDI doesn't even begin to describe this FML.

Britt125 16

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:33

That's what you get for being mean, sounds like you aren't any better of a person now either. If she didn't actually laugh in your face, she's a better person than I am.

boycrazy30007 12

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:34

You deserve it for being a stuck up little butch in high school!!!

karmaababyy 5

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:34

If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say it at all. Karma got you.

thisguy45 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:34

You defiantly deserve it

redmane 21

Friday 24 August 2012 6:14

Is OP defying gravity? What is she doing defiantly? You are definitely defying the English language.

jjmiller1001 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:35

Hopefully your encounter didn't leave you "violated"

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Today, I have such chronic back pain that I can usually never get comfortable, but I found the perfect position to lie in bed, and was nearly 100% pain free. I felt so good. Someone knocked on the door, so I had to answer it. They'd got the wrong house number. I couldn’t find that perfect position again. FML

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Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML

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Today, my financial situation is so bad that I had to surrender my beloved calico cat because I can’t take care of her. On top of that, my ex-wife found out and crucified me over it. I’ve been fucked up about it all day, and everything reminds me of my cat. Sorry, baby girl. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

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Today, I did the "suck your finger" trick in the car to prevent my lipstick from getting on my teeth and halfway locked eyes with a random dude outside. FML

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Today, I was yelled at by my ex's best friend and ex-partner. Long story short, I cheated and no, it wasn't right and wasn't a good thing to do, but now I'm being told he has the right to remind me everyday and make sure I never forget my mistakes, and that they are supposed to make sure I never fall out of line. FML

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Today, I had to throw my 16 year-old out of the house. Apparently, secretly have sex and aborting my grandchild was something she thought was acceptable. FML

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Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML

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