ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: Wrong 'un - FML

Wrong 'un

By TheBeautifulOne - 23/08/2012 13:42 - United Kingdom - Ayr

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

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You deserved it 82 176

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By Is that..? - 17/07/2014 03:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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You deserved it 4 866

Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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You deserved it 123

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 024

You deserved it 2 302

By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 087

You deserved it 4 238

By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 462

You deserved it 6 316

By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 370

You deserved it 20 496

Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 611

You deserved it 72 754

Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 431

You deserved it 887

By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 585

You deserved it 144

By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 121

You deserved it 5 300

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Top comments

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

It's funny how people like you turn out.

Zedd_fml 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

Karma is a bitch,ain't it.

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Greendaycheese 12

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:36

Feels good, doesn't it?

corleon198425 22

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:37

YDI have fun in jail karma's a bitch bitch

LadySigyn 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:56

And this people, is a prime example of treat other the way you want to be treated. Because otherwise, Karma is gonna get you for being a bitch. YDI OP.

hellfire725 1

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:56

Karmas a bitch

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:57

Who said YLS? It's a total YDI

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 5 June 2015 15:45

Other retards like her.

tsk14 9

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:02

Karma is a bitch and that bitch ain't beautiful :|

perdix 29

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:03

Revenge of the Civil Service Bureaucrats! I was hoping she'd be your judge :(

Zachthejoker 10

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:06

Awkward...

LittleGreenPaola 23

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:06

The law of retaliation!

debbster7 18

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:07

I bet she was singing, "Sweet, Sweet, Sweet Victory!"

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Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

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Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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Today, I had to give a speech as part of my campaign for school captain. I was rather happy with it and so I told another candidate my speech. Apparently it was a good idea as minutes later that same candidate stole my entire speech, leaving me looking like a complete idiot. FML

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Today, after I found out that my new partner was messaging her ex, and she hid it from me, lied about it, and made out I was seeing things, we got over it, because after all I thought it was an innocent enough explanation and I believed her, she has now been doing it again with another ex. FML

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Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML

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