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Wrong 'un

By TheBeautifulOne - 23/08/2012 13:42 - United Kingdom - Ayr

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML

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By Is that..? - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Aurora

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML

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By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML

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By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

It's funny how people like you turn out.

Zedd_fml 8

Thursday 23 August 2012 18:53

Karma is a bitch,ain't it.

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Greendaycheese 12

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:36

Feels good, doesn't it?

corleon198425 22

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:37

YDI have fun in jail karma's a bitch bitch

LadySigyn 17

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:56

And this people, is a prime example of treat other the way you want to be treated. Because otherwise, Karma is gonna get you for being a bitch. YDI OP.

hellfire725 1

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:56

Karmas a bitch

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 23 August 2012 19:57

Who said YLS? It's a total YDI

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 5 June 2015 15:45

Other retards like her.

tsk14 9

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:02

Karma is a bitch and that bitch ain't beautiful :|

perdix 29

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:03

Revenge of the Civil Service Bureaucrats! I was hoping she'd be your judge :(

Zachthejoker 10

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:06

Awkward...

LittleGreenPaola 23

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:06

The law of retaliation!

debbster7 18

Thursday 23 August 2012 20:07

I bet she was singing, "Sweet, Sweet, Sweet Victory!"

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