WTF dude?

By lunarstrain - 08/11/2011 06:11 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
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alexm501 0

Hopefully it wasn't a banana

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KennKenn 0

At least it wasn't apple pie.

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drawmesunshine 17

If it was, he should have invited his friends over to make a "Pineapple Express."

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kimmiekimmiekong 0

was it a cucumber?? if so that might be his way of coming out;)

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btnhdude 0

I'm coming out... To get you. OooOOooooOoo.

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guckylynn 19

I saw a video once where some guy hollowed out a cucumber and masturbated with it.

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Petunia888 13

Not a cucumber; cucumbers are not fruits. Maybe a mango?

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cj7geojeep 0

114. May I ask why the hell you saw a video like that?

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robc32ca 4

"a piece of fruit" is code for your brother isn't it!?

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22cute 17

Ha ha so what? He's adventurous and open minded. Maybe you could be also. Fruit is not an affair it's ************ and that's good for everyones sex life.

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DjeePee 24

Are you saying that everyone who doesn't have sex with fruit is closeminded?

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drawmesunshine 17

I'm all for an adventurous sex life, but I draw the line at microwaving watermelons.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Yes, but fruit is a gateway experience to more sordid pleasures. Plus now he won't be able to look in the crisper drawer of the fridge without the fruit bowl suspecting him of cheating.

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heyred 11

He's clearly confused about the 3-5 servings of fruit a day recommendation.

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druv 2

better a piece of fruit than a fruit

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cicpjaky 6

Time lets the mind wander

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