WTF dude?

By lunarstrain - 08/11/2011 06:11 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 143
You deserved it 8 543

Same thing different taste

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alexm501 0
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OFFICERxNASTYxx 0

This man appears to be *takes of sunglasses* a little fruity.

This made me wonder... Did he stuck it up his ass - or was he trying to rape it?Oo ... Poor fruit anyway :i

Passionfruit would at least lend credence to his sexual enthusiasm and who doesn't want more of that from their lover?

jaredofmo 22

"That's not how you get your daily 5."

weepingangel_fml 7

OP needs to say what fruit it is! Now i'm gonna spend all day thinking about what fruit could you possibly mount? D:

perdix 29

That's a peach, hon! My second guess is durian. I hope the OP will return and tell us which fruit it was.

VicmahnFml 0

Maybe you should bang him more often?