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By roobb - 09/08/2009 23:11 - Canada

Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML

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By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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Peroxide 3

Monday 10 August 2009 11:43

you should have gone through with it and introduced yourself "hi im emma's bf, you must be her dad, it's nice to meet you sir" = WIN

picturetaker 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:17

maybe she's a gold digger?

Comments

Shots_HK 0

Monday 10 August 2009 13:07

You should have gone over, and said hello, behaving as her boyfriend, and treating the guy as if he was her dad. Try to work in some kind of incest insult as well. See if you can get the guy pissed off enough to attack you, then sue him for assault and battery. Also post photos of your gf + him online and share it with the world. There's gotta be some kinda website for people to tell others about their cheating partners huh?

Ryanicale 0

Monday 10 August 2009 14:16

You win.

indiana_gal 0

Monday 10 August 2009 14:23

wow, that's sad....

gorguz14evar 0

Monday 10 August 2009 14:48

I really dont like how this FML is worded TBH. If your positive its your (ex)girlfriend, You really should have chased after her and told her off, or annoy the guy. I would :)

deadboy73 0

Monday 10 August 2009 15:05

it was her dad!

Everlost 0

Monday 10 August 2009 15:08

did she make out with a guy right in front of you? and you just walked away? how serious are you two?

mcsnelly 5

Monday 10 August 2009 19:43

OBVIOUSLY the girlfriend didn't see him coming over! He just noticed them from afar and wanted to go over to say hi and, while he was on the way over, they started making out, without seeing the OP.

lightningthunder 0

Monday 10 August 2009 15:34

Maybe it was her dad?? o_O

mrsmaguy 0

Monday 10 August 2009 15:56

I swear that I read this one months ago!

Anarchy_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 15:57

Knock her up first so she cant cheat on you!

Knightchaser27 25

Wednesday 17 October 2012 18:13

Why bring a child into this mess

Mortoli 30

Saturday 21 May 2016 20:57

seriously even if a child was brought into it she could still cheat its pointless

CFR 0

Monday 10 August 2009 18:07

Yuck...my sister, her husband and I were driving around last night and we saw something like that. The dude was ugly as hell and driving a Porsche with a girl a third of his age in the seat beside him...I don't mind older guys, but I mean old as in like ten or even fifteen years max. Not....eighty. I'm sorry about your girlfriend though. I would just let her go. The only reason girls go with older guys is the whole "support and experience" thing (most of the time).