WTF is that?

By fock - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Almonte

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML
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plaguer 26

And these are the sort of confessions we keep to ourselves.

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uzworm 4

What does that even MEAN

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upyourzlolz 11

Well, through fine analysis, we can learn some interesting things. First: OP has requested the booger wall be removed. Second: Boyfriend is 28. This signals immaturity. Third: This is an FML, so it is typically negative in nature. Fourth: Others have posted comments about its disgustingness. This suggests it's gross. Fifth: Booger wall. Walls of this manner typically display a collection. Now, with our new found knowledge, we can infer that a booger wall is most likely a gross collection of boogers that are typically made by younger people. Also, these walls are frowned upon in society.

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daisiebud 18

this comment was so much better than the original post

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.

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egc573 40

I think the wall is the one that's suffered from this situation the most, to be honest.

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sexygurllolz 1

gurl you need a real man!

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shayshayshazam 14

That's why the first question I ask a new guy is: "if we get serious, will you take down your booger wall?" Oh, wait. No I don't. Because who the f*ck has one of those?!

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aJaguarinRed 9

In REAL man caves, boogers don't grow on walls.

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Dommon 7

what he likes green balls of slime

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hawlil 1

You aren't to bright. You cheated then posted it on here. I am guessing your girlfriend also reads this. If you haven't told her she will be able to put two and two together. Which will save her from years of wondering.

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citymayer 7

I can handle puke and sometimes poop.. But omg snot, boogers and even the word mucus makes me gag. If any boyfriend of mine (or even friend!) had a "booger wall" I'd puke all over their floor and leave never to return.

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fmlallthetyme 23

Mucus. Moist mucus. Mucus Gagging yet?

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bethcox 4

I would dump him. I'd feel sick every time!

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