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By Anonymous - 01/05/2012 00:22 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 18:01

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew, who told me he learned about fire safety today. I asked him what he'd do if there was a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell over, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML

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By SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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By kansasgirl - 02/03/2010 18:21 - United States

Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML

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By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2021 08:01

Today, I thought babysitting my nephew would be easy. WRONG. He put his wet teddy on the space heater to dry, and caused a fire. While I was putting the fire out, he decided to wash his burnt teddy in the sink, which blocked the plug and flooded my kitchen. FML

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By Marjorie - 13/07/2012 17:08 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML

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Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2020 00:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML

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By minustoenail - 12/10/2012 05:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I entered a stairwell, the fire alarm went off, triggering the automatic fire doors to close. The one I was walking through ran over my foot, ripping my toenail, and then smacked me in the face. FML

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By scotsgal - 05/01/2014 05:11 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys. He responded by kicking my foot. My bandaged foot which was still recovering from my surgery last week. I'm probably going to need another operation to fix the damage. FML

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val_159 1

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:11

That kid's gonna grow up to be a fireman. I can tell.

TarieBoo 2

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:11

so they no longer teach stop drop & roll ehh?

Comments

br0ccoli 14

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:17

"Save yourself! Forget the others!" Smh.

hama806 19

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:17

Ha ha ha! Awesome! At least you won't have to worry about him in a fire OP.

BriBeHyper 2

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:17

Every man for himself.

MotherHen88 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:18

You better hope that he's not with you if you ever get confronted by a bear.

amberxxoo 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:19

That kid will go far. He's got the key to life: only worry about yourself.

kevinn95 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:20

Stop.. Drop the guy infront of you.. RUN LIKE HELL!!!

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:20

So this is what our schools are teaching our kids? I'm not suprised.

pbonham 22

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:22

What the hell did he learn?!?! D:

mandadarling 10

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:22

Hey at least we know he will survive. "Burn, baby, burn..."

daisyismydog 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:24

He's 8 years old and he was able to push you to the ground?....

DespairFaction 11

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:38

That's what I was thinking.

redwednesday 11

Tuesday 1 May 2012 17:54

I have an 8 year old brother, and he's tough as hell. but I dont think OP was expecting to be pushed over. it's pretty easy to knock someone over when their not expecting it.