You did ask…

By Anonymous - 01/05/2012 00:22 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 960
You deserved it 4 355

Same thing different taste

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That kid's gonna grow up to be a fireman. I can tell.

TarieBoo 2

so they no longer teach stop drop & roll ehh?

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LulusLemon 8

an 8 year old left you on the floor in pain?

Choconumm 8
KiwiExchange 16

I guess they taught him the meaning "Everyman for themselves"...

3rdbass 9

You don't deserve it, but you DID ask. It's his fault for being so realistic about it.

You're all wrong, he needed to get outside to direct the Fire and EMS in their rescue of the injured person inside the house. What he was doing was being a HUGE help to everyone involved. What good would he have been inside when clearly he was needed to supervise OUTSIDE?!?

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Either your nephew is really strong or you're super light for him to knock you down that easily.

You must be happy that he'll be safe in the case if fire :) Try learning some basic things about your own life safety! :)

If your face was on fire he should have known to put it out with a track shoe....an oldie, but a goodie. .

Lmao, 2, i like the suggestion that he stop drop and roll when his house is on fire! In general, I would have to assume that his parents taught him to not try to save anything just to get out at all costs.

Bigdanish9785 3

Nut up your cousin is 8...