Money: You kinda deserved that one

You kinda deserved that one

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

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By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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All over the place

By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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hk_fml 9

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:43

oh come on. How many of you guys ignore the hobo when you walk down the street? A lot of them buy drugs and booze with it anyway

d101_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:48

Bloody homeless people, spending their money on drugs and alcohol!!!.......Exactly what I do with my money. What do you expect them to do with your spare change? Save up, buy a coffee table from Ikea to go in their cardboard living room???

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shanny7723 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:54

karma at it's finest??? eh? oh well, i prolly woulda done the same thing.

analyzewithin 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:47

why are people so retarded that they have to lie and say they don't have any change/money? Just have some balls and say NO! duh. don't explain yourself, you don't owe anything to someone standing on the street, and if 'homeless' people have the nerve to ask for your hardearned money, you should have the nerve to say no and leave it at that.

miles_republic 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 18:19

karma's a bitch... =)

pentameter 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:02

I'm going to say what a large number of people have said: Karma's a bitch, and apparently, so are you.

Nhytmare 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 4:47

To all of you who blame the homeless for their problems and refuse to help them, you are a bunch of selfish pricks. Many of the homeless are war veterans with PTSD or have other mental ailments that make it difficult for them to help themselves. To everyone who says give the homeless change, you are stupid. Giving homeless people money is bad because they tend to be unable to manage their money wisely. Some people just haven't had as fortunate lives as you but that doesn't give you the right to be condescending assholes. If you really want to help a homeless person, buy them food or water, or other nececities like clothing or blankets. If they don't accept it, just leave it there for them because they aren't used to being helped since most people treat them like shit. If you have a bad run in with a homeless person, understand they are most likely mentally unstable and can't help it. Nonetheless the guy who posted this fml is a selfish jerk and you could have at least used the change to buy him something.