Bodyshaming, Awkward and Kids: You little knob

You little knob

By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

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You deserved it 8 588

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 341

You deserved it 11 651

By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 17:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after months of exercise and diets and finally reaching my ideal weight, I told my morbidly obese cousin about my success, hoping to motivate him to do the same. He replied, "Why would it matter, you're still ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 385

You deserved it 5 796

By fatty - 09/06/2009 08:39 - Germany

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 710

You deserved it 49 910

By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 722

You deserved it 10 588

Weird family

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 04:00

Today, my cousin tried to hit on me. I told him that was inappropriate and pushed him off me. He was offended when I went to tell my folks. All they said was, “That’s fine. You should’ve let him.” Um, what? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 221

You deserved it 106

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 880

You deserved it 6 073

By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 307

You deserved it 36 639

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 055

You deserved it 7 428

By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 137

You deserved it 13 659

By Fatlady43 - 19/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 282

You deserved it 6 521

mastamouse 12

Saturday 28 June 2014 5:10

Time to bring out the belt

purplebabytacos1 14

Saturday 28 June 2014 5:09

That's horrible. I'm sorry OP! He needs to learn respect. Hopefully, He isn't such an ass when he gets older!

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solesamurai 3

Friday 4 July 2014 7:49

Discipline your children....

krintha 3

Saturday 5 July 2014 19:32

Kids these days, and they just keep getting more and more rude! :c what is happening to this society!

jeremsan88 0

Monday 7 July 2014 23:00

Just bitch slap the kid and he'll shut up

allisoncat7 8

Tuesday 8 July 2014 9:59

Smack him across the forehead, tell him to shut up. He should've learned to how to show respect by now.

jonesmik177 4

Wednesday 9 July 2014 21:14

I think you should stay away from that side of your family

lilushi 8

Monday 14 July 2014 8:24

You have a shitty family, OP

Bullet75 8

Thursday 31 July 2014 22:04

Still, overweight people can control it, people comparing this to ugliness isn't right you can't control that, while you can control obesity

Pyrithium 8

Thursday 16 October 2014 5:09

Whelp... time to hit the gym.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 12 December 2014 16:51

I'd slap him.

theboywonder99 8

Saturday 11 April 2015 4:19

He should of been slapped by his mom for being an asshat.

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Today, I was in an exam and was chewing the end of my pen, stuck on a question. My mouth filled up with ink. I wasn't allowed to leave, so I had to sit for another hour with a foul-tasting blue tongue and a half-working pen. FML

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You little knob

Same thing different taste

Weird family

Awful line of inquiry

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