Bodyshaming, Awkward and Kids: You little knob

You little knob

By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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You deserved it 11 651

By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 17:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after months of exercise and diets and finally reaching my ideal weight, I told my morbidly obese cousin about my success, hoping to motivate him to do the same. He replied, "Why would it matter, you're still ugly." FML

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You deserved it 5 795

By fatty - 09/06/2009 08:39 - Germany

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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You deserved it 49 907

By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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Weird family

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 04:00

Today, my cousin tried to hit on me. I told him that was inappropriate and pushed him off me. He was offended when I went to tell my folks. All they said was, “That’s fine. You should’ve let him.” Um, what? FML

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You deserved it 105

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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You deserved it 36 637

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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You deserved it 13 657

By Fatlady43 - 19/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

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You deserved it 6 521

mastamouse 12

Saturday 28 June 2014 5:10

Time to bring out the belt

purplebabytacos1 14

Saturday 28 June 2014 5:09

That's horrible. I'm sorry OP! He needs to learn respect. Hopefully, He isn't such an ass when he gets older!

Comments

Rannik 1

Saturday 28 June 2014 20:04

ahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaa!

Victoria2018 4

Saturday 28 June 2014 20:12

that is sooo mean! im sorry OP! thats just awful! dont listen to that little kid, because its clear he dosent have any sense talking to grown ups and family members like that.

SkyJaxonnn 2

Saturday 28 June 2014 22:43

**** all yall bitch ass niggas

demon_wolf 15

Saturday 28 June 2014 22:48

When all else fails, just punch him. Right in the face. Then ask him how it feels to have a broken nose.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 28 June 2014 23:21

I would have knocked him on his ass. A kid Talking crap to an adult like that is a huge risk. Some don't care if the shit talking instigator is 10 or 100 and will knock him out.