You sure this is the right time?

By KidCudi227 - 19/07/2011 05:42 - United States

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Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
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Lukeloveshugs 8

Why didn't you just leave? its not as if she can follow you while taking a dump.

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littlejellybean1 0

lmao same thing happened to me when I was 14

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lizabeth131 0

she couldn't of picked a better time.

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andreafml2011 0

guys you don't get it duh! IT'S FOR SOUND EFFECTS! (:

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KidCudi227 0

yay my story was posted:) any way.. the door wasn't closed, very awkward :P

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lovebeecharmer 6

it's her fetish

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Mach10 0

We are a pretty lousy society--You're more disturbed about the idea of your mom taking a dump than you are about trivializing a necessary and important part of life (i.e sex) by euphemizing it with that birds and bees nonsense. My parents were the same way, open doors etc. All three of my brothers and I ended up just fine.

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andreafml2011 0

It's about a bird teasing a bee and the bee shoves his stinger in the birdies hole. :3

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andreafml2011 0

It's about a bird teasing a bee and the bee shoves his stinger in the birdies hole. :3

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