You sure this is the right time?

By KidCudi227 - 19/07/2011 05:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 837
You deserved it 3 395

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why didn't you just leave? its not as if she can follow you while taking a dump.

Comments

"So say this toilet represents you, and THIS represents your boyfriend..." Eww, hopefully the conversation wasn't like that at all!

lmaoatall 6

STOP iT! you just described an Alabama hotpocket!

KingOfOreos 0

could of been your dad while he was taking a dump so be happy

wellinever 5

That's an image that will stay with you every time you have sex for the rest of your life. I can see how this might be an FML.

Sara00 0

Haha, mom's these days... (;

This seems to be more of a WTF than a FML.

If asked, I would have struggled to think of any way that "the talk" could be made more cringe-worthy. This would do it! FYL

she was held in place. so, what was forcing you to stay and listen?

Abagtias 0

hahahahahah. That is too funny! ;)