You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 306

Same thing different taste

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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

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1. ROFL! Your Mum, 10 guests and a smart-ass dog! The ultimate wankus-interruptus! 2. Your dog can open doors - that is awesome! 3. Most of the people posting in here seem to think your dog is smarter that you - even if the dog humps guests' legs. #198: I mostly agree with you, although OP did call him/her-self "Jeremy" But try it: imagine this as the OP being female, lying back on her bed, legs akimbo, and panting up a storm, when: ...click! - squeeeeek ... OMFG! Fido, Mum and guests have all come to say "oh my..." :o) - much better FML!

That's super embarrasing. On the other hand, is it normal for people to go get off with a house full of people? Come on, show some self control.

Seriously man? You need to play it cool hotshot... You deserve that one.

Grimjoker_fml 0

Wow, who walked in your house that was so beautiful you couldn't wait to spank...anyway locks man gotta use em, and if you don't have one on your door, bathroom, or don't jerk it when there are guests over...oh oh i got one, if she is single hit on her and maybe you won't need to jerk it, she can do it for you ;)

YDI for being a total creeper. Like... are you ******* serious? Learn some self control, douchebag.

Either lock the door next time or use the bathroom. YDI

who does that when there's a bunch of guests over? and if you did why didnt you go into your bathroom where there is a LOCK

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islander1415 0

being caught is the least of your problems you sick ****