You wanker
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Your dog can open doors on its own? **** your life for having a talented dog
Sad.
I'll bet she wasn't even that hot and you just don't get any.
who do u think u r.... jeff garlin from curb your enthusiasm... goin into rooms and jacking off during parties... lolol great show.
"I went to ********** in my room" saying it like it's so casual...
I certainly wouldn't want to date any of you guys that tell him to get a girlfriend so he can do her. For all we know, OP is like 12 and a little young for a sexual relationship......ok, I reread the post, I would be kind of surprised if a 12 year old worded himself that way.....so maybe OP is older. Anyway....... I am not a guy, but I have been told that a can't really control when he gets hard. Maybe in most situations, OP would try to deal with it, but he was in his own home where he could better take care of it in his own room. It is also hard to say the age of the "extremely beautiful guest" The mom should have either knocked or should not have used her son's room. Even if OP were no in there, who would want that many people looking into your bedroom? Maybe the OP wanted to talk to the guest but didn't want to worry about the guest noticing his boner or he didn't want to have to try to talk to her and half be focussing on the fact that he had a boner....
Alright, first. #55, you jerk off in the sink? ;/ People brush their teeth man. Do it in the toilet or something, not like it's a long walk away. An' secondly original poster, probably would've been smarter to hit on this extremely beautiful person rather than run to your room and hit it yourself. That person could have potentially done it for you! Your dog is awesome, by the way.
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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further
That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.