Scary, Birds and Animals: You were warned

You were warned

By kko - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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Customer of the day

By oped01 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cape Coral

Today, in a department store, a woman with a parrot sitting on her shoulder was trying to return a coffee maker. She explained that she had to return the coffee maker because the bird didn't like it sitting on the kitchen counter. FML

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Paranoid

By MaddyN - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

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You deserved it 3 537

Watch out!

By FlyLikeABird - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how birds feel when they fly into windows. I should be getting the hospital bill for my broken nose in the mail soon. FML

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Rewind time

By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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You deserved it 9 995

Sirens

By yumx24 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

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You deserved it 16 197

The left hand, the right hand

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML

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I'll leave you to it then…

By scared shitless in ohio - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

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Roaming gangs

By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 010

You deserved it 6 781

Say it, don't spray it

By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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You deserved it 2 301

volley4eva1698 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:50

birds are so ungrateful these days

ritbbehindu 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:54

those are some angry birds

Comments

socerchic 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 5:14

Hahahhahha I so get the movie 'birds' now. They obviously had a motive. Damn hobos these days!

fakenamehere 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 5:25

I love adventure island I don't love ppl with sneakers in the wave pool and ignorant ppl who feed birds.

StitchnLilo 24

Sunday 26 June 2011 5:45

last time I went in the wave pool this kid told me he peed....

ryanmm2011 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 5:46

ahahahahaha LMFAO

MsMeiriona 2

Sunday 26 June 2011 5:52

so you just hung around the guy feeding the birds, despite the signs? Didn't say anything at all?

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:15

ya know, i would have booked it like a library as soon as i saw it. it's like an omen. |the kid|

Xboxgamer_fml 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 6:46

maby they were mad because some pigs stole their egga

Xboxgamer_fml 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 6:48

maby some pigs stole there eggs so that's why their mad!

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:21

a return to grammar school would be a highly recommended solution for this sentence. -_- |the kid|

TheMaestro 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:28

I feel the need to comment just to let you know WOOHOO ADVENTURE ISLANDS IS AWESOME

grooglius 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:57

is savage a verb????

kate3101 15

Sunday 26 June 2011 11:40

Yes savage verb (savaged, savaging) to attack ferociously, especially with the teeth, causing severe injury. savagely adverb. savageness noun.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:19

some problems are solved with extreme, unprovoked violence, while others are solved with...dictionaries. thanks for helping me realize that. |the kid|