Scary, Birds and Animals: You were warned

You were warned

By kko - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML

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You deserved it 4 898

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Same thing different taste

By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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Customer of the day

By oped01 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cape Coral

Today, in a department store, a woman with a parrot sitting on her shoulder was trying to return a coffee maker. She explained that she had to return the coffee maker because the bird didn't like it sitting on the kitchen counter. FML

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Paranoid

By MaddyN - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Forest Grove

Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML

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You deserved it 3 537

Watch out!

By FlyLikeABird - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how birds feel when they fly into windows. I should be getting the hospital bill for my broken nose in the mail soon. FML

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Rewind time

By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

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You deserved it 9 995

Sirens

By yumx24 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

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You deserved it 16 197

The left hand, the right hand

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML

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I'll leave you to it then…

By scared shitless in ohio - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

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Roaming gangs

By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 010

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Say it, don't spray it

By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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You deserved it 2 301

volley4eva1698 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:50

birds are so ungrateful these days

ritbbehindu 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:54

those are some angry birds

Comments

seeinghourglass 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:56

angry birds /pun

ChelseaRaeS 7

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:57

how can he feed the birds if he ran out of food..?

IndigoFuckYou 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:04

Are you serious?

happyhak 5

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:24

Oh wow...Please tell me you just said that for a laugh...

Autosaver 15

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:40

Was it just a grammar error or something? It kind of reads a bit odd.

fadingfaith 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:43

BLONDE

2cacrawf 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:30

well how do you think he ran outta food??

woahwoahwow 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 6:27

Obviously not by feeding birds.. :D

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:11

Troll.

BooGhosted 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:05

Nope! He ated it all up himself! So the birds tried to get it outta him, poor birdies:(

JaviiBobJr 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:57

Shoot Em' :] xD

AmericanRedcoat 6

Monday 25 July 2011 16:36

win xD =.=

IndigoFuckYou 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 0:57

That man is quite the rebel. You just got jumped by a flock of birds...I didn't even know that was possible.

synonymous 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:21

Ever seen 'Birds' by Alfred Hitchcock? ;) In other random tidbits, here is a quote by the man himself: Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

Toesif 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 6:08

Lol that was funny

djmacncheeze 6

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:01

31- My teacher showed my class clips of that movie on YouTube. And I'm in grade 6. Scared the hell out of me. Plus when I walked home that day a huge flock of these (I think) crows flew by and screeched really loudly. The next my teacher showed my class a documentary of how crows remember your face. And they're super smart. Yeah creepy movie.