You what now?

By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

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Semi_Interested 3

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

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Comments

eltapatio16 5

Is it as good as Brian Wilson's beard?

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twilightsoccer 5

I was waiting for the "and I'm a woman..."

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RedPillSucks 31

me too. That would have been a real FML.

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eltapatio16 5

Must of been very akward.

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GawdamitNappa 4

*have. I'm sorry, but at least write must've if that's what you want it to sound like.

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ryukk_fml 3

Dude, stop commenting.

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redmane 21

*awkward. 50 - if you have the audacity to correct him, correct everything.

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eltapatio16 5

Is it as good as Brian Wilson's beard?

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RaquelW 7

Blasphemy! Thou shalt praise no other beards before the beard of Brian Wilson.

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Sexy_Smurf 16

That has absolutely cheered up my day.... funny sh*t.... take the compliment ;o) xx

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chickenwalrus 14

said that already

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Insane_Tea 15

Actually I've been on this site for over a year now. I've even got a few comments thumbed up. I just find this FML fantastic because it reminds me of Epic Beard Man.

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LadyLol_fml 15

Thats when you press your forehead to his and whisper 'I love you too'.

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