You what now?

By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

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Semi_Interested 3

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

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Holy_ish 19

This has to be one of the most random/funny things I have ever heard.

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rattusrattus 18

He probably works in a bookstore. You get all kinds of weirdos shopping in bookstores. Regular people shop there too, but I have heard stories about random, bizarre compliments and declarations of love from many bookstore employees.

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staymintyfresh 13

At the bookstore that I go to the cashier has an awesome beard, aaand she's a girl.

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uridea 14

He wanted you to be his personal lumberjack ;)

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brianjman14 22

Now I got a boner... This was meant as a reply to Noor. I have no idea why it's here.

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muffinXmonster 12

You must be bearded out

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perdix 29

Is anyone else disappointed that the OP is a dude? It would have been hilarious otherwise!

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ClosetTroll 10

Yes! It would also have explained how Dog the Bounty Hunter can resemble someone's aunt.

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Awsumuzzie 12

If you're so creeped out OP, why not make some real use of your beard by shaving it off and donating it to a wig store? Who wouldn't want a coarse and a uneven toned wig?

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Pandacupcakelove 26

But grabbing his beard is... A little too much? Oh and btw, looove your picture! I love pandas ^^

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