You what?

By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
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MykalaMonae 7

Dont you mean, EX Girlfriend?

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Adrena_fml 5

.... and you're jealous. It's ok to admit.

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Comments

br0ccoli 14

Aaaand this is the point where you change your name and number and move to another state. That's a warning sign of a severe mental illness.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

18- might be difficult... Seeing as to make it to ANY state they'd have to leave the country. ;)

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br0ccoli 14

O, well in that case, it's best to leave the province, eh?

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thiscrazything 1

Tell her you're her baby now.

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Andrew910 5

Everyone's gotta start practicing at some point right?

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isamisis 9

Record her doing it and enter 'world's stupidest videos'. Maybe win some money.

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krysxkatastrophe 14

25- No, it wouldn't. Many people have dolls to practice breast feeding, so it would just look like a "so what?" moment to the people running the show.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

It's not practice, it's psychosis.

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zandalee 19

Unusual fetish granted... But not the weirdest.... At least she doesn't have sex with said dolls! Blow up dolls for men (& women) have been around since Adam was a lad...

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Llamacod 11

you must mean Adam smith, the guy from down the street who is now in the old folks home, right. because if you meant Adam as in "the first person" who's rib became a woman than who made these blow up dolls and what were they made of?

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iilovecokee 6

I think you should take it upon yourself to glue some very sharp protruding teeth on her dolls' mouth.

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krysxkatastrophe 14

31- Thanks for giving me a flashback to the movie "Teeth".

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Llamacod 11

if that have you a flashback to the movie "teeth" then you obviously didn't understand the movie

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Darkmagic666 9

Fetishes are weird...

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tarickman 13

how does that little tidbit of information get worked into a normal conversation?

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