Yummy

By Massasam - 11/10/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML
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Same thing different taste

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harrywestt 0

Ok first of why the hell would u even want to eat while taking a leak? Just saying kinda stupid.

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CaliGali 9

Which I bet made you even more late...

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Dcm210 19

let the thing hang and use both hands to open candy bar. simple

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Buzzy123 7

Well,dont waste the candy bar eat it!

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bubo_fml 10

"Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!"

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MyLifeIsAverageS 5

dude its a few seconds... YDI

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dloyfbc 0

Just think about that.. Breakfast candy bar..

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3ph600v 15

It could be a breakfast bar, in any case your body does not care what kind of food goes in it at any given time just as long as it is nutritious

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spicerack1528 3

1. No matter what time you eat it, a candy bar is generally not nutritious. 2. The time of day you eat something has an extremely large impact on your body

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3ph600v 15

Some people can't walk and chew gum at the same time...

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