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By gorgeousgirl - 12/03/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was called gorgeous for the first time in 4 years. By a robot. A female robot. Who was trying to sell me cosmetics. FML

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By charapos - 26/10/2021 11:00

Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML

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You deserved it 152

By shinoza - 13/02/2009 15:02 - Malaysia

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

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You deserved it 8 384

By anon - 12/04/2015 10:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML

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You deserved it 2 499

By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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You deserved it 6 749

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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You deserved it 78 627

By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 7 297

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By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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You deserved it 166

By Queso Dog - 02/10/2012 14:42 - Japan

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML

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You deserved it 28 606

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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matt1337c 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:11

was she hot?

Litschi 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:22

maybe if you buy her cosmetics, someone real will call you gorgeous, too

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bassman22 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:31

Agreed with 28. I know a bunch of hot girls, and not once have I called them gorgeous, beautiful, ir even pretty. Only my girlfriend has that privilege XD

lady_lindsey 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 4:15

don't take it to heart OP!! I'm sure that you are not ugly. everyone is unique and if you aren't very confident in your looks you can always get a makeover at a department store they are always very cheap if not free and you can get tips on how to do your makeup in a flattering way! work it like you got it! because confidence is sexy!

Austino713 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:30

how old are u lol?

xSkum 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:30

Stop being ugly k

nflmj93 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:05

youre gourgeous!(:

ariete57 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 21:05

hehehe

ariete57 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 21:07

hey I'm tired gonna go take a nap text you later ttyl.

jasoniskiing 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 22:50

sweetie. you are absolutely gorgeous :)

fuckurlifeharder 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:47

lol irony @ ur name teehee

locklock 0

Monday 12 April 2010 15:04

u have robots coooll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

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Today, I found out the procedure manual I've been creating for months and finally finished is going to be used to train the person replacing me. FML

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Today, 60 guests for my wedding were supposed to arrive to the Bahamas. The first and only hurricane of the season decided to crash my wedding, stranding my mom, maid of honor and best man. No one will be able to attend my wedding, except the other drunken hotel guests. FML

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Today, I was working my shift at a fancy restaurant and it had been a really hard day. My parents came in to have dinner and surprise me. After paying, they left a note saying they would see me at home. It also said "By the way, no tip, because you stink at serving." FML

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Today, it's not enough that men IRL tell me to smile, now the dating apps have OK'd this and decided it's fine to send me email with a stock phrase saying, "[Match's name] wants to see you smile back!" Online dating is the bane of my existence but also my best bet for not being single forever. Curse you, eHarmony. FML

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