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By gorgeousgirl - 12/03/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was called gorgeous for the first time in 4 years. By a robot. A female robot. Who was trying to sell me cosmetics. FML

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By charapos - 26/10/2021 11:00

Today, I got called beautiful for the first time in forever. The lady who called me beautiful was herself very pretty and VERY drunk. FML

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By shinoza - 13/02/2009 15:02 - Malaysia

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

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By anon - 12/04/2015 10:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML

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By kimosabe - 02/03/2009 19:58 - United States

Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

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By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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You deserved it 167

By Queso Dog - 02/10/2012 14:42 - Japan

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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matt1337c 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:11

was she hot?

Litschi 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:22

maybe if you buy her cosmetics, someone real will call you gorgeous, too

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asteroth 8

Friday 12 March 2010 22:12

Maybe if you could form complete and coherent sentences, people would call you gorgeous more often. Good grammar is sexy. >:D

jihut2 0

Friday 12 March 2010 22:14

That's actually just creative writing, not bad grammar.

CyclonePsycho 1

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:27

Not really. One fragment is perfectly acceptable, two are somewhat okay, but three are just annoying.

tipple 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 6:41

Watch out for those robots - some of them rust as they get older.

BlaqMetal13 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:08

Not to be a douche, but if you're not gorgeous, people won't call you gorgeous.

snowpatrol_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:35

wow. anyone notice her screen name is gorgeous girl? thats sad.

Squander 3

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:29

Am I the only one thinking of the Makeup-Bot from WALL-E? I just watched that movie yesterday... 'You look GAUGEUOUS! I know, I'm Good!"

perdix 29

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:46

KarasuFrye, actually I had to retire that line because it was too good! Each time I used it, I was invited for immediate sex in her car, the ladies' room or the meat freezer (ironic). They all found that line so damn funny! Use with caution.

cuntwaffle 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:54

^ugly people

CyclonePsycho 1

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:20

4 years? Do you really keep track of how often you are complimented?

marleytooyou 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:21

4 years last time for my an hour ago hhhahah u need help

tisiphone_fml 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:54

I want to meet a cosmetic-selling robot! Where is the robot??? That's awesome!

XCaLX_fml 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 3:07

i have and im a guy ydi for being ugly

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