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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 8 November 2010 22:55

You should definitely break up with him. He should've said "Sorry" instead of him laughing at you. If he's gonna laugh at you for being injured, he is being a cruel bastard.

machiko_fml 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:45

Kudos to him.

Comments

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:41

Hahaha

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 8 November 2010 22:51

First to reply to #1? Yes, Jim10, congratulations.

ItalianFilipino 0

Monday 8 November 2010 23:28

gratz :)

novair 5

Tuesday 9 November 2010 0:37

pow right in the kisser.

GaryBusey1121 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 0:41

Should we call the waaaambulance?

so_unlucky89765 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 2:54

haha family guy

MissErikaHart 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:00

textual assault.

EffinAhole 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:57

#2 fail. He checked his phone while making out with you? That's the real FML!

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:44

That happened to me once, except he elbowed me in the boob.. :/

Evan2297 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:42

Good thing he didn't bust ur bust.

omgwork 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:15

she's prob flat chested so it doesn't count

PointAndLaugh 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:32

#3 Are you sure he didn't do that on purpose?

justsomgirl 4

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:46

Aw come on #50....don't make fun if her flat chest. She's still just a kid. Give her some time to grow.

elbenno3 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:21

very nice

PsychoKittie 7

Monday 19 August 2013 8:36

Being hit in the boobies hurt ;~;

harry_potter_luv 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:45

ouch I hope no lip bleeding? haha it is rather funny though :P

machiko_fml 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:45

Kudos to him.

InDenial 6

Tuesday 9 November 2010 11:23

Your eyes are awesome!

theblackpoop 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 14:40

I could say the same about yours

novair 5

Monday 8 November 2010 22:47

bad boyfriend

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 8 November 2010 22:55

You should definitely break up with him. He should've said "Sorry" instead of him laughing at you. If he's gonna laugh at you for being injured, he is being a cruel bastard.

DocBastard 38

Monday 8 November 2010 23:08

See DocBastard's rule #3.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 9 November 2010 4:04

Typical asshole man. Dump him.

innerexlet 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:18

wowow wait a second. I thought that redpillsucks would have a much higher voice. (black ppl have lower voices, it's not raceist it's a fact of life.) it's ok I love you regardless of your masculine voice.

Lucidium 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 11:56

DocBastard's rule #12 - If an FML contains a comment such as those on DocBastard's profile, said user will reply, owning you in the process.

54754N4 14

Friday 17 June 2016 17:20

lol why are you so fast to judge ?

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 8 November 2010 22:56

BOOM! Head shot!

zacheimz 0

Friday 1 July 2011 20:32

hahahahahaha!

QuAcKiTy 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:57

What a win, he's definitely a keeper.

Fortuitous 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:57

"lik omg im mking out w/ my gf it its ttly hot dude. i mite get to have sexes w/ her! l8r dad. ily" "There is more than one reason why that won't happen."