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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 08:29 - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
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Outsider_77 0

Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

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Outsider_77 0

Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

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That0therguy 4

Go elsewhere spoonz. We don't serve your kind here.

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

He was weighing it

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DynamicDave 11

Never let it be said that anything gets past 126 XD

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

126- You catch on quick, bud.

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eharmonee 0

136 you kinda look like Kesha in your pic(:

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TrollisMe 5

It's all in his head...

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twofirstnames 12

Not the brightest crayon in the box I see...

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

He's more on the side of bear hug brown or grotesque grey than super happy yellow or even a vivid violet :o

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Probably more like the white crayon, there to take up space and give the illusion of more, but pretty useless and non functional in reality.

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StopDropNRoll 11

What if they only have black paper to write on?

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sadistmonkey 19

More like...not the biggest ball in the sac. Yeah, that's right.

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ruthchun92 2

maybe he meant chesticles...breast health is important.

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nonelikeworms 0

I need to start doing that.........

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marod02 0

Testicular cancer is no laughing matter

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StopDropNRoll 11

Nope it's not. But weighing your nuts to check for it is pretty funny =D

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