By photomark - 13/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I saw a quarter in my poop. My friends say I do stupid things when I get drunk. Apparently, eating change is one of them. FML
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MrSchneebly 5

Kepp checking your poop you could be rich by next month

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davidisbeast 12

At least you got the quarter back :D that's a whole TWENTY FIVE cents !

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MrSchneebly 5

Kepp checking your poop you could be rich by next month

169 8
TherealMort 0

When you find a hundred dollar bill, call me.

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nava1210 12

I wouldn't call 7, just call DocBastard so he can blog about it

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EddiE_CN 8

I think I just discovered a new kind of stupidity.

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enonymous 8

I know how someone is paying for that next cup of coffee.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

^ he swallowed a quarter; not a nickle. Therefore, he can't get nickle poisoning.

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unitedfan11 0

Sounds like you just do stupid shit in general...

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Jiplo 18

u can go blind if u eat a nickle? wth!

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B_CeouL 12

Now that's what you call shit for change

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brianfantana32 10

Well I guess that was a shhhhhhhhhi- tough situation that must've been painful and shocking. What did you think I was going to say? But seriously, how did you manage to get it down there.

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rkdstp1995 25

you really need to CHANGE your attitude...

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jackassiddy 8

How is this shitty? OP is officially a ******* piggy bank! OP, when you go to college take a laxative.. instant tuition..

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iamesauce 4

It's shitty because if a debt collector knows this, all they'll need to do is beat the shit out of him for the money.

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davidisbeast 12

At least you got the quarter back :D that's a whole TWENTY FIVE cents !

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davidisbeast 12

And here come the retards that are gonna thumb me down because they are too stupid to recognize sarcasm ....

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Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10

hmm, some people dont know how to take a joke?^

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davidisbeast 12

77- I guess not x)

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thatsphuckedsoba 0

No shit sherlock

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jessiejess020 0

don't spend it all in one place!

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False_Stupidity 41

And DON'T tell the cashier where it's been ... Or maybe tell them -after- they have taken it. *evil laugh*

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TJ1991 3

Just be thankful you passed it, rather than getting stuck. not going to lecture you much but eating change is something I think a child would be more likely to do. I hope you're a good party animal then.

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skinthesnakes 6

Hey the guy that took you home was nice enough to give cab fare...just in the wrong place.

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2wenty0ne21 0

Well use it for a gumball...

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thatsphuckedsoba 0

What the ****

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GrammarNazzzzzi 6

If you eat at least four of those, you can get it in dollars xD

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Steve95401 49

At least OP didn't shit in Santa's lap - I hope not anyway.

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yumlicious 4

Speaking of Santa and swallowing change... When I was 4 I swallowed a quarter and it became stuck in my throat. Santa performed the heimlech on me and saved my life. ...Not that anyone cares?!?!

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Torva_fml 16

You're right! I don't care, sorry.

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leogirl95 12

Better than having a money tree

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