By brownunderwear - 14/12/2011 03:45 - United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 778
You deserved it 7 882
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gamercanadian 11

Now I can't get this shit outta my head, screw u op

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sr101998 0

This isn't an fml it's a "shit" story. It has nothing to do with a F my life deal.

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deviable 9

I though most FMLers loved to hear about shit happening to others. Pun most definitely intended.

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number0 8

Wow! You farted and took a crap! Your life must clearly suck, OP.

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nerdness 2

* insert pun about shit here* I bet there's someone bound to make that comment!!

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Susieee_Q 9

Bahahaha. OP's name is hilarious. And, might be too much information.... But let's face it. Happens to the best of us. (:

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eyeIoveyou 4

congratulations, you have now made the elements of "matter." consider yourself special :')

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st0815 9

On the one hand: TMI - on the other hand there is some information missing. E.g. who moderated this shit? About the most boring FML I've ever read.

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Jakesterk96 8

Someone has to lay off the taco bell...

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yumlicious 4

Then GTFO. Go visit givesmehope.

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ArchxAngel 9

I don't get it. #1 gets all these likes, but then #4 types the same thing & everybody hates on him ?

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beccac_boresfoff 9

Did it happen in your pants..? (Referring to the name)

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Miss_Trejo 5

I'm quite surprised no one has made a "shit happens" comment yet.

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corleon198425 22

Sounds like your john tasted the rainbow and I'm not talking about skittles

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cosmosis 12

Shit is meant to be brown. Youve been eating too many skittles if your seeing rainbows out ur ass

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