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Same thing different taste
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Shitty situation
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Now I can't get this shit outta my head, screw u op
Agreed^^
This isn't an fml it's a "shit" story. It has nothing to do with a F my life deal.
I though most FMLers loved to hear about shit happening to others. Pun most definitely intended.
Wow! You farted and took a crap! Your life must clearly suck, OP.
* insert pun about shit here* I bet there's someone bound to make that comment!!
What about plasma?
On the one hand: TMI - on the other hand there is some information missing. E.g. who moderated this shit? About the most boring FML I've ever read.
how is this a fml?
agreed with #1 too much freaking info
I don't get it. #1 gets all these likes, but then #4 types the same thing & everybody hates on him ?
That's nice....
At least you made it to the toilet... Hopefully?
OP's username indicates otherwise :p
Did it happen in your pants..? (Referring to the name)
At least there was no plasma?
Or a base-einstein condensate
I was looking for this
You forgot about plasma.
Saves money on painting your toilet brown...
Seriously, wtf
Who in their right mind would want to paint a toilet brown?
You mean a "shitty situation" comment
Sounds like your john tasted the rainbow and I'm not talking about skittles
What the hell are you talking about?
we will never know
Shit is meant to be brown. Youve been eating too many skittles if your seeing rainbows out ur ass
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At least there was no plasma?