By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 14:59 - United States - Newark

Today, I found out what a bottle of regurgitated wine looks like on white bedsheets. FML
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knsy 0

Billy Mays would have had a field day on that shit.

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VorpikeII 17

Your fault? Or did someone else regurgitate the wine?

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micahsmommy 13

If it's red then probably similar to blood.

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Dracoboxer357 35

1- What an odd question. Are you truly interested in a description of what a bottle of wine looks like once it's puked up on some poor fool's bed? All about the details, I guess. :p

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ankoku 2

I'd imagine it looks something like a cross between spaghetti and a murder scene

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The_Hitdude 12

I think 1 was just looking for a quick question to ask so he could be first comment.

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Cad6 24

Well OP, that's quite a "sheety" situation. ;)

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sailoroftheseas 7

Like I give a rats ass about getting first comment, it could have been worse, plus who cares?

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ankoku 2

It really couldn't have! I'm pretty sure that after a point the mods step in.

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VorpikeII 17

Your fault? Or did someone else regurgitate the wine?

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Cad6 24

Maybe multiple people regurgitated the wine together.

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grahambertus 11

I dont know, but it sure puts Two Buck Chuck up to its name.

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EyeCeYu 7

OP dont come here to WINE about it. Wow that was a terriable joke.

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Crimsos 4

It was a bottle of wine. So I guess the puke consisted of glass...

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DrNuggetcase 3

Hopefully it was white wine, so the vomit at least matches.

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knsy 0

Billy Mays would have had a field day on that shit.

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j_cat187 19

His commercials where so fun, although I did hear that he smoked crack to get the energy to make them.

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yankfan89 27

We don't know that it was OP vomiting. It could have been someone else.

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XanderScythe 11

NO4 ammonia. HCl hydrochloric acid. H2O2 hydrogen peroxide. Hahahaha I'm a chemistry lover.

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XanderScythe 11

But do you work as a chemist? With RNA or OH3? I love ATP. Go cellular energy! Hooray! Thumbs up if you think I'm past high school. (wrong)

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Cad6 24

#60 - Well, actually, Wine contains ethanol, which is ethyl alcohol, with the formula of C2H6O. While the compounds you stated were corrected, they were only minimally contained in the wine. You missed the most important one.

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NeDaroft 5

See what happens when you try being romantic with your girl lol ? skip that & get right to the hanky panky ! if you're in bed that is.

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The_Hitdude 12

The FML says absolutely nothing about OP having sex, trying typ have sex, or even having a girlfriend. You don't even know if OP is a guy.

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NeDaroft 5

who has wine in their bed by themselves , & he/she never said they through up so it must be someone else ?

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Now the white porcelain toilet god is upset & you owe it another sacrifice.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Assuming you were the one who drank and vomited up the entire bottle of wine, then I must say, that, was brilliant. :p Lesson learned, I hope? (If you weren't the guilty party, then fyl and my apologies.) ;)

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