Not now, honey

By rhya4n - 15/05/2012 19:27 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
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Trisha_aus 15

Eyeliners are evil...My friend almost had the same thing happen to her..except it wasn't a cat..it was me

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itwasallyellow 0

Were you doing a cat eye? ;)

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dtr73 3

Abrasion?! More like felinashion! Hahahaha

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Skittlepickle 13

You don't know what those words are doing to my stomach. 0_0

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imaginaryvoice 18

I read this three times thinking "What the hell is a cornmeal abrasion?" I got it.

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happle 21

Eyeliner wand? Isn't eyeliner usually a pencil?

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CaramelMacchiato 13

62 - No. Don't forget about liquid eyeliner :)

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iBanana 17

I got punched in the eye by an Alpacka a few years ago. I mean, no big deal or anything.

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ripresno 10

Now way dude have you seen that Direct tv commercial

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kiran_fml 5

Don't end up in a roadside ditch. Switch to a dog.

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SauceySarah 30

Am I the only one who read 57's reply in the guy who narrates that Direct tv commercial's voice?

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thatsucks42 4

Nope! Don't worry, we can be weird together! ;)

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MDTeddy 13

I always thought that an eye patch can ruin your vision. You would take your eye patch off and have 60 40 vision instead of 50 50.

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itwasallyellow 0

Were you doing a cat eye? ;)

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reddudeover 2

Catipurr preformed head-butt it was very effective

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girlwithmoodeyes 0

when guys can feel themselves getting hit in the balls and feel the pain, im sure other girls feel this. sorry, OP.

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hahauRrcool 0

Im, not sure what you were trying to say here..

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Il_Maestro 6

I'm fairly certain both sexes are equally capable of suffering corneal abrasions. Furthermore, I fail to see how testicular injuries relate to the FML. You're lucky DocBastard hasn't corrected you yet.

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white16sox 19

Doc is too busy killing people with bad grammar.

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BandWagonGuy 8

Yyyeeah, let's all mention a known FMLer for the thumbs up! :D I'll thumb you.... up.

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VictoriaSchultz 8

Yeah.. You really don't think before speaking or typing

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kiss_1214 17

No I get what hes saying , sometimes guys wince or " feel" it when I guy gets kicked in the balls , he's wondering it the girls winced or felt her getting stabbed in the eye with an eyeliner brush. When I read the FML I grabbed for my eye cause I imagined being scratched in the eye by an eyeliner brush.

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Trisha_aus 15

Eyeliners are evil...My friend almost had the same thing happen to her..except it wasn't a cat..it was me

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GimmeFive 10

I imagine ur comment in aziz ansaris voice :)

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Trisha_aus 15

Noor thanks for the heads up...I better tell my friend she's wearing bat poop

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omfgshiz 7

Huh.. So we girls spent hours in front of the mirror when we 1st used make up just to get the technique of wearing bat poop right.. :3

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Addyy_ 5

I told you, cats want to kill the humans! Nobody ever listens to the crazy person...

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Il_Maestro 6

That's because crazy people usually don't know which of their own voices to listen to.

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BruisedGiraffe 15

Dogs can make ten different sounds, cats can make a thousand. Gotta watch those sneaky buggers

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Addyy_ 5

I listen to both, and of they have a disagreement, I listen to the third one.

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ShyAnn29 14

Well I usually listen to the fourth voice, her name is Amy and she's smart

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MattM95 16

Truth is. Cats are jerks most of the time.

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Mariebaz 11

Honey, no. Just... Just don't even try, if that is all you can put forth.

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xxkimmyt 9

I'll save you! *trap kitty*

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