By hotmommy - 20/12/2010 00:23
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By hotmommy - 20/12/2010 00:23
By pops up - 01/12/2011 22:25 - United States
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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada
I bet it was big :D
was it a red ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time!!?? be careful, you'll shoot your eye out..
Haha! ^ This guy wins
where can I get in on santa's action?
29- stop living under a rock bro.. oh and actually its a sun dial not a clock
Pedo-Santa!
17: Pure Win.
17 uber pwnage!
I add this to my favorite just because of 17s comment!!! WIN
haha 17: pure epicness
it's a line from a movie
no shiitt, it's Santa, whatt so you expect?(;
17 epicc pwnage!:D
#152 What movie was it from?
A Christmas story.
Well... It beats the present being for your daughter at least. Santa has got a nice treat for you stowed away in his sack.
nice one
"I passed through the seven layers of the candy cane forest, through the sea of twirly, swirly gumdrops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel"
#4, you have the same picture as me. Does... does the world end now?
PurpleSleep, you've ruined Elf for me. DAMN YOU!!
Nice one!!!
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Show it anywayWhat is wrong with you?
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Show it anywaywow ignorant much???
haha Canada ftw xD
It probably happens where horny old dudes live which is all around the world.
16- i agree, why do u think i was always so afraid to sit on santas lap as a kid? I knew wayyy to much for my age haha
he probably meant that to 63.
16- what? guys don't pop boners anywhere else but America? that's just fckn stupid...
105- Haha I see. 112- That's not what I meant at all. If you re-read my comment, you will see, first off I'm being sarcastic. Second, I meant that pedo-Santas would only exist in America, in my opinion. Yes I realize just because he got hard doesn't mean he's necessarily a creep. But he's no young man either, he should have better self control.
He got hard for the mom. How on earth would that make him a pedo?
you should really just stop talking. you are making yourself look even more stupid each time you try to explain.
@131, it says no where that santa was an old man. There can be men in their early twenties dressed as santa just to take the job. Besides, a doubt any man has total control over their boners
#138 if we don't agree with what you are saying we can instead call you an idiot. just stop talking k?
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Show it anywayyou should report him you don't know for sure it was meant for you originally, and if it wasn't, they should find a non-pedo Santa :-(
Santas cheating on ms clause... what's the world coming to? :O
#8: Report yourself too while you're at it, thought police. There's NOTHING there indicating the boner wasn't for the mother. And besides, guys can't control getting a boner or not. The fact that he got one doesn't means he was about to do something bad to the woman. He just got a boner ( and was probably dying of embarrassment.) Case in point, nothing else happened, or she'd have mentioned it. It was probably a terribly awkward moment for both, but not a crime. No need for "reporting" or firing the guy. What are you, the Gestapo? Sure sounds like that sort of mindset... rushing to report the slightest thought and all. Sure, maybe the guy was a jerk and enjoyed the situation rather than feeling awkward, but no one got raped or harmed. And at the very least, if she chooses to report him it should be for the boner poking her, and NOT for your out-of-place assumptions about the boner being for the kid and not the mother. That's so wrong.
31, you made my day!
Agree with 31
maybe it was just a long dick? i personally store mine coiled up in my pocket
I think now the world ends....
are is she? haha jk
lmfao!!!
You must be such a looker considering the fact that you just turned on a wrinkley, old, fat guy.
how do you know he was old, wrinkly and fat? there's nothing stopping a young man putting on a fat suit and working as santa.
you have been a very naughty girl ;)
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Well... It beats the present being for your daughter at least. Santa has got a nice treat for you stowed away in his sack.
I bet it was big :D