By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
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key_2010 0

YDI for having sex while the family was still home.

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sourgirl101 28

That's right, folks! I just made your little girl come three times! What's for dinner? I'm staved.

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im_wilder 0

fail! strangely enough they didnt realise.

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banana_buddy 6

YDI for not inviting the whole family to join in the fun.

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bh0p 0

how did it get on your foot? O.o

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mona_is_here 10

Rule #1: do not have sex in the house full of family members. YSDI

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RedPillSucks 31

Condom goes on the penis, not on the foot.

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IronZombie 0

29, why not? the thrill of getting away with that is fun. op was just an idiot and got caught. this is why the mile high club is so amazing

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key_2010 0

YDI for having sex while the family was still home.

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Igor_g5 0

What's wrong with sex when the family's there?

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Alkix 2

Sex, it's the activity the entire family can enjoy!

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WallyTheWombat 0

48, Incest*, get it right.

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goldiefox 0

#3 fails ass like OP....sad, just sad.

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felipe87 2

where did you think the condom went? no thoughts on clean up?

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MaximilianMarche 0

seriously. you didn't think to throw the thing away after so u just threw it on the ground. ydi

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Stevefett 0

Why do my comments appear randomly? it's almost like every other one.

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Privations_fml 0

Did you just throw it on the floor after you finished?

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