By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

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Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
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perdix 29

You're blocking the TV and the TV is cockblocking you! Sounds like sumo wrestling.

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DocBastard 38

A limerick - There was a poor woman from France Who unzipped her hot boyfriend's pants He just wanted TV Jersey Shore, maybe Glee Now there won't be a horizontal dance.

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Comments

dusty209 0

y does this bother u. maybe he wanted to get blown and watch tv

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WallyTheWombat 0

No, OP needs to stop blocking the tv.

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dirtyblond 4

shes a big one i call em like i see em

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matt692009 0

Oh and ofcourse OP has been keen for sex every single time her fiance wanted it right?

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xSgtTh0masx 0

You can still give him a bj and not block the tv..? You know that right. lmao

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benJ13_fml 5

that sucks !! ^^ it's just a kiss no more. It show, men don't think all the time have sex but women...

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KomiExplosion 0

The headache I got from reading this comment.

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yazmi_09 3

did you use the google translator?!

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benJ13_fml 5

I know, my english wasn't right in this sentence. I wanted say, men don't want have sex all the time but here the OP shows she wants have sex... Is it good now?

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insanesna1l 0

except the part about men not wanting sex all the time. that made no sense at all!

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cradle6 13

I still understood what 2 was saying. And I agree, mens' sex drives are overrated while womens' are underrated.

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Immersion 0

so op, you think your life sucks? u have a fiance and ur still getting action stop complaining wow...

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TayonaC 10

well excuuuuuusssssseeeee you! lol

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fthku 13

Your fiance's not always gonna want to have sex, just like you won't always want to. FYL, it's disappointing, but not his fault either.

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Ummvsangels 0

Haahahahhaha fail sucks for you

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perdix 29

You're blocking the TV and the TV is cockblocking you! Sounds like sumo wrestling.

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alexandra412 2

Well...if you had just gotten on your knees there would have been no complaints. :/

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justanotherbird 19

I feel sorry for anyone in a "relationship" with the above people. I would never put up with a guy who thought only he should get oral sex if we were both horny. Pathetic.

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fthku 13

Apparently, you wouldn't put up with a guy who has a sense of humor as well.

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justanotherbird 19

Not one who comes up with lame, tired jokes like the ones above. It isn't funny after hearing it over nine thousand times, if it was even funny the first time. Plus, it's true that some morons do expect blow jobs with nothing in return. As much as I enjoy giving a good ********, I'm not giving one to a selfish cumwad.

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fthku 13

It's a joke. What makes you think you can judge anyone, ESPECIALLY on the internet, by one joke? Which *you* don't happen to like, it doesn't make anything out of anyone.

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