Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
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iAmScrubs 19

He enjoys the feeling of that peach fuzz caressing his epidermis.

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ONmyLANAI 0

to each his own...

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worldcupcheer17 0

that's really disgusting and disturbing I think you should get a new boyfriend..

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dolphincheddar 10

I think it's quite kinky. maybe he will ask you to wear a strap on next time? or tell him that him wearing a freddy mask turns you on to make things interesting. oh and by the way, some people eat food peices left over in their moustache, after sex i would recommend trying

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spazmattic 0

lol, someone's trying to tarnish your rep, gayboii!

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lilxsexii 4

here we go with gayboii again. -_-

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KingGeorgeGal 12

This would be a good time when you get his parents to give him 'it's okay to be homosexual' talk.

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fymother 13

I feel bad for him. it could be a bizarre fetish, but judging by the fact that this FML is from Arkansas, I'm going to guess he's buried extremely deep in the closet...

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

I personally think he's kidding to make her look ridiculous or to share with the boys he got her to wear a fake mustache during sex xD.

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vjose 0

Or it just turns him on ;)

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OWNZ 0

Sounds like a HAIRY situation! ;)

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knights95 9

136 isn't talking about the mustache

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nashvillelover 0

hahahaha!!! this is soo funny!!! tell him it turns you on when he puts his hair in pigtails

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none_for_me 5

"buried extremely deep in the closet". Sounds like a good place for him. ; )

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MrFlintstone 5

are you the same girl with the boyfriend that wants you to have a penis

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worldcupcheer17 0

why was my comment thumbed down? it's true.

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FuniiBunii 0

next time ask him if u could braid his pubic hair cuz it turns u on ;) haha

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ArentICute 0

I mustache you a question, but I'll just shave it for later.

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Haha. He's like a pedophile for pedophiles.

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Lauren10102 3

I don't think you understand what a pedophile is.

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ImAHomosexual 0

Are you stupid... this doesn't even make sense. He's attracted to children who are also adults who are also sexually attracted to children?

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Derpino 0

At least he didn't say he's a necrophiliac for pedophiles.

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Alexunited1212 2

A pedophile within a pedophile, pedophilia.

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DontModMeDammit 10

I think #2 meant that all pedophiles have mustaches. Even though that still doesn't make the comment make much sense.

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igotnolegs 1

Yo dawg, we heard you like paedophiles, so we put a paedophile in your paedophile...

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iAmScrubs 19

He enjoys the feeling of that peach fuzz caressing his epidermis.

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dewby98 0

that turns me on lol jk

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Fakeddd 0

This guy is the best commenter on the site...

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hannahtaskey 9

You always have the funniest comments.

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whiteboy7thst 2

Nothing wrong with being the catcher for a change

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ajrmajor 0

I mustache you a question about that.

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mustangsean 6

hahahahaha ^ that made my day. hahahahaha

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RLG 7

I'll shave you the answer for later

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DottieGothicGirl 3

Yes.... Yes you did....

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

I do believe he should be dating a hermaphrodite...

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

why thank you my people. :D

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nika10105 14

it's his own little way of coming out.... fyl

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missIrene 6

did he hit it from the back? if so I believe he's a fudge packer just Sayin

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curlyhead00 0

that's a little messed up.

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sara117 0

not gonna lie, that's kinda funny, but it pretty much sucks for OP, not all girls are cool with wearing mustaches ahaha

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bigmanj28 0

Can't blame can ya?

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funktown 2

now it's ur turn to be weird on him..

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