Nice

By Username - 07/08/2011 08:08 - Reserved

Spicy
Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML
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heartbrakej 0

well that was nice of them to apologize

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Crlnprz 11

Don't lie you had a great time, you probably masturbated to them and their noises.

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heartbrakej 0

well that was nice of them to apologize

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eminemchick 19

shouldve joined them instead of bein a downer and going on fml.xD

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CattyPurry 0

atleast they didn't wake you up at Twilight, or when it was Breaking Dawn, or even on a New Moon. :)

theaws0m3guy 4

How'd you wake up if you were kept awake all night?

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ChickenInMyKitch 4

Can we all just thumb 18 down for the Twilight references....

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iLOLatURpain69 7

OP - U and me gonna find 3 more chickadees and have a menage like Nicki! Thatll show em!

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eminemchick 19

18, actually, they did wake op up at breaking dawn, reread the fml

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2ndSucks 15

40- if she's referencing twilight, she may not understand the whole 'crack of dawn' concept.

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eminemchick 19

ik, just pointing it out:P

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WellThatSucksMaj 0

Solid manners!!

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steveakafranxy 7

Stupid tiny-ass iPhone screen, accidentally thumbed 18 up

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jonn090 13

It's too late to apologizeeee itsss toooooo lateeeeee * eh ehh eh *

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eminemchick 19

i always thought that song went "its too late to call the guys"! this changes my entire schedule-.-

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Crlnprz 11

Don't lie you had a great time, you probably masturbated to them and their noises.

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properbostonian 5

How were they? Did she say anything hot?

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supimnyancat 9

When I'm home alone I curl up in a corner and pretend to be a carrot.

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eminemchick 19

what is this i dont even

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MrPositive 0

Glad to know I'm not the only one

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Noob30 0

Hey Alan! Sometimes I like to curl up in a big ball, and pretend I'm a hush puppy! :D

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flockz 19

whenever i invite friends over, i hang upside down from a ceiling fan and pretend im a piece of seaweed in the ocean. haha no i lied. i dont have any friends. (screams) "MOM YES I WANT SOME MORE PIZZA ROLLS!!"

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Keep them up and see how they like it

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Stealthed 8

Wait until they fall asleep and then do the old warm water hand trick. Enjoy the morning awkwardness when you ask them "How'd you sleep?"

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rockandrolla_fml 0

Walk into their room naked and crawl into the bed and ask "who wants first reach around?"

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genesisnirvana 11

Free audio ****.Embrace their loving OP.

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