By whatadisappointmnet - 05/11/2011 18:58 - United States

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Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML
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ColdplaySucks 18

An honest man, like every boyfriend should be :)

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amanda_say_whutt 9

Bark. Seriously this reminds me of Happy Gilmore. "Happy place" haha.

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DKParth13 5

One word .... Plural!

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xXPurpl3Xx 0

He is my ******' GOD!

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xoconnie 8

thats quite funny. i dont think thats an fml at all hahahaa

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False_Stupidity 41

^ well ******* a god would be simply divine...

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LiyIa_fml 8

I hope the boyfriend was joking. If not I would slap him and break up with him.

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FYLDipShit 4

Liyla you would break up with him for telling the truth? I find that kind of strange since girls always put on Facebook, twitter, etc. that they have always wanted a guy that's honest with them. Maybe you're different and don't like honest guys but most would rather have an honest boyfriend who they know they can trust.

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leadman1989 15

She's got *makes face pinches loaf Pussy galore

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margie2194 12

THREESOME!!! Sorry that was uncalled for... I'll crawl back into my hole now

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StoryOfTheYear 14

The only uncalled for threesome I've ever heard of was Hillary, Joe, and Barack. You did just fine.

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SimoneDymond 3

Haha I LOL'ED at 39's comment!! :)

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youcunthole 0

52, cool story bro

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fentron 3

Unless it's yours, then you got a problem.

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zombicidal 11

what's wrong with innocent fantasies its not like he's cheating

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mcbabe10 0

That's freakin great!!

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EvilPotato 14

That's a good response that means he likes sex, nothing bad about that.

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private1111 0

Why are people thumbing down the true things here haha? Now theyll thumb me down.

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Joey44 15

He can be in multiple ******* at the same time? The man must be a mutant!

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Lanceeden 12

Leopard slugs have penises in their head. Takes giving head to a whole new level.

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

Or perhaps he isn't a man at all, and is simply an octopus.

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