By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 06:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML
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imustbeinsane 2

Now you got 100 problems and a bitch is one

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jwade11 12

Naaaaaahhhhh really???!?!????!!!!

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bitchslapped22 14

I got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one

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Sicari 2

of course he deserved that. What type of idiot would say that to a hot girl

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Susieee_Q 9

I wish FML's had an "Elaborate?" button.

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

No that one is a sure winner, I use it all the time.

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Jovecove 13

Op failed big time, I am disappointed.

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n_epic_fail 14

I got 99 problems and a dick is one... YDI

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lifesucks1234567_fml 2

Woooooooow op that is just sad... No was just to hard was it?

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SouthernKiller 4

YDI totally but it's awesome none the less. If I had a hat on I'd take it off in respect.

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nalia18 8

If your havin vocal problems i feel bad for son, i got 99 problems but a pitch aint

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johnnythreetears 2

Well at least 99 problems and a bitch aint one is better than 99 bitches and they're all problems

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imustbeinsane 2

Now you got 100 problems and a bitch is one

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nixter5 18

Dude, when a hot girl is talking to you, you have to be be extra careful with what you say in those precious few minutes so you don't **** up.

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EffinToofer 3

You got 99 thumbs up, and a bitch was one!

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jjames7543 13

82- But you don't...

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checkersonsocks 0

I don't really know what you expected her reaction to be.

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Susieee_Q 9

Well, I'm guessing OP was hoping the hot chick would have a sense of humor and think it was funny. Although, it was stupid of OP to assume she would have.

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xcarxcrashx 9

I dunno. I'm pretty laid back and find most things funny but I would find this guy very off putting.

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paco1021 8

Actually, zombies are undead corpses controlled by a disease, a pandemic, in which the disease only flourishes on other human flesh, therefor spreading the disease. You're a zombie, why don't you know this?

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paco1021 8

-- and being a disease, it has no emotion. No emotion means no feelings, and without feelings, you can not have standards.

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captaincook_fml 1

Something tells me that by the end of the night op is still goin to be a virgin....

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REX50ROC 0

op, if u got girl problems i feel bad for you son

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staythirsty 2

Looks like you are having girl problems. I feel bad for you, son.

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rexgar2000 10

if you having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I have 99 problems and this bitch is one.

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GP14brBaller 5

Haha no not with my rhythm stick. With my giant purple *****

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IamDre 5

You have 99 likes. I thought i would just point that out for you.

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rexgar2000 10

oh man! I got buried :(

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MikeDa1Da 14

You don't have the required reputation to have a signature on your posts. XxMikeWonderxX

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nixter5 18

I wouldn't challenge a very large black man that can probably snap you in half with his balls if I were you... xXG.O.A.T.Xx O_O

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TheNewGuy03 28

*lethargically lumbers toward #31* Someone here to challenge my reputation? |the kid|

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DocBastard 38

Hmm let's see... The kid: 1400 comments MikeDa1Da: 6 comments You're just like the kid who transfers to a new school for senior year and starts shit with the kids who have been there for 11... Nevermimd, **** that metaphor. Just kindly shut the **** up with your bullshit.

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Skinkitten 0

I want to touch your lumps, your lumps, your hot manly lumps. Boobs. -battlekittyofdoom-

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Ecklcakes 15

I really really think you don't want to do that. : Me :

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