By anne - 17/12/2011 03:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 862
You deserved it 6 011

Same thing different taste

Top comments

TheSnakeDoctor20 17
monkeysareyummy 0

New 'Americas Got Talent' contestant?

Comments

TheSnakeDoctor20 17
chillyCholo 5

I wonder what he can do w/ his pubes

Buttsexpirate 9

I feel like this FML seems somewhat familiar. I've read something like that before.

Guys, guess what I typed this sentence with!! My Thumb... Pervert

ThatLooksSticky 16

#54, there's no need for any other comments. Thanks!

42- Why? Why, the hell would you wanna know that?

He'd probably have to have a small penis to pull that off.

Ever wondered why he used YOUR phone to demonstrate it?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Typing with a penis? **** that. Try typing with a ******. Now that's talent.

herpyderpy123 0

LMFAO! It's arrow in the knee .-.

Yep!......no matter how well you please a woman....you can never please a woman

hubla 0

His dick must not be very big to not smash like 5 letters at the same time

What, dont tell me you guys never texted with your penis before??? D=

I typed this on my phone with my erect penis... Nothing special...

This reminds me of the girl who texts with her erect nipples

badluckbrian7 0

I wouldn't touch that phone anymore

desireev 17

Why not? It's been all over her body. Why not her phone?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Why not her toothbrush as well?

I'm pretty sure she's had his penis on worse places on her, or at least I hope, since they're married. A phone is no big deal.

its probably been in her mouth. so on her phone and ultimately in her hand is no big deal

dsbs 9

A. Hole, please report to the bedroom

185- bringing other fml's into this one, i like... Haha.

Rohanmo how ******* old are YOU!? You look like your twelve bud :/

farnsworth 3

I wouldn't be able to do that I'd keep mashing the buttons

farnsworth 3

Oh I'm on the farnsworth account I probably put a dirty picture in all ur minds xD

Rei_Ayanami 18

I don't want to live anymore...

Well I guess her husband is a talented man.

jacquesromualdez 12
nativepimp 1

I've tried this before.. It kind of worked had to press kind of hard though

If only you knew what I typed this comment with.....

pfx2_fml 15

A skill every man needs to master..

And your point is...? I do that all the time!

Uh... You didn't need to say that... But good job...?

cherrysizzle1 0

Man is that the only thing u use it for?!

That's not too "hard" to do. eh? eh?? No? okay. :(

I appreciate your ability to tell one bad comment from another. Good on you