By anne - 17/12/2011 03:46 - United States

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Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

That man is boss!

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monkeysareyummy 0

New 'Americas Got Talent' contestant?

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Comments

PaulB123 11

Does he take his phone to the bathroom often...?

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SamCat 21

if that was my husband, i would totally be turned on ;)

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saxplayer9291 3

Does that mean his dick is small enough to push the buttons? damn

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WCARlover 34

The FML part should be that he was erect without you being around lol

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DexasurasRex 0

Ma'am. I'd like you to have a seat there.. Id like to tell you to wake the **** up -- as a man, I get boners whenever and for whatever the **** I want. Whatever gets me off, gets me off.

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jmalaer 5

You can tell she's about 16, give her a break. It's fascinating what young girls think about penises, it's like it's a magical creature to them. It even explains how we can text with them..

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bebohacker1 4

Almost anything can bring on an erection. "i open up the window and a breeze rolled in - **** in my pants"

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rugger32 7

Haha seriously? A magical creature? Grow up. No 16 year old girl's mind works like that, so next time you defend someone try not to insult them more.

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ty1992_farmlife 12

We can let #43 slide on this one, she was jus exppressing her opinion and making it alittle funny lol

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Wolvy_fml 3

At least it's useful for something

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2ndSucks 15

I could think of a few things other than texting that a penis is useful for... But maybe that's just me.

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