By anne - 17/12/2011 03:46 - United States

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Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

That man is boss!

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monkeysareyummy 0

New 'Americas Got Talent' contestant?

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sjhill 32

practice makes perfect. I'm guessing you now know what he's been up to when you weren't around.

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flockz 19

mcnjrieidicnc. that's my signature for every text. that's what happens when i glide my balls across the screen.

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SandraGee 7

His penis must be small to accurately write a sentence with it or he has been practicing that quite a bit.

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Mathyouu 0

That's either a small penis, or a big buttons.

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perdix 29

You know what they say about the power of writing: The penis mightier than the sword.

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mikniks24 0

Maybe if you touched it more he wouldn't be doing these things!!

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dansco 24

If he can do that with it, think what else he can do lol

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