By anne - 17/12/2011 03:46 - United States

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Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

That man is boss!

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monkeysareyummy 0

New 'Americas Got Talent' contestant?

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tkl1979 2

The brings a new meaning to the term phone sex!

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Monkeybuttcream 4

Talented man! OP - now you know why your lotion bottle is always full-he's a keeper!

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perdix 29

Now, you've got penis envy. You can use a strap-on as a stylus, but it's just not the same.

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meggy2010 5

Him: Honey! Look what I can do! You: ..... (If only he was that good in bed)

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elisabeth1_fml 0

So long as he ahem doesn't get too carried away. Might be a bit embarrassing to explain that one when getting phone fixed for "water" damage lol

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umm_Talk 9

I'm actually pretty jealous, wish my man was that skilled! X)

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