Dick move
By facepalm - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By facepalm - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Call me stupid, but i dont see "Conceded" anywhere in the fml....
Can I call you that anyway?
I never said not to
Guys who measure there dick frequently usually aren't packin. Fyl OP
Finally, a grammar nazi I can get on board with.
28 solves everything, doesn't it?
Eye can spell write but I chose not too. Get of muai Bach you darn trolls!
Keyboard warrior, we meat again
#49 butt dyz iz fml nut colej.
I'd **** the shit out of cheryl cole
...nice to know???
Damn you 62, I was brushing my teeth web I read that, it came out of my nose. +1 for you good sir.
Am I the only one that read 49 in a stereotypical Irish accent?
He seems very nice ;)
He just wants to keep you safe. A very long penis can really hurt someone. As I have heard...
As you've heard? Let's hear some stories.
There was this one time, this girl refused to give her boyfriend a *******, and he ****-slapped her across the face so hard, she put it on fml. Try doin that with a needle dick.
Needle dick? I could imagine that penetrating steel, lol.
You spelled fortunate wrong
#4 that comment was a very inexperienced one
Ohhhh the irony
Then shut the f#&$ up 39?
As inappropriate as that is, it's good because it means that he is completely comfortable with you. Sorry though/:
Or a short ended one.
It most of been hard talking to him
*Insert length joke here*
These things are important to a man, I wouldn't mind my girlfriend mesuring her bra size while talking with me.
But you see, we don't measure our bra size. It's already on the bra.
Do it anyways ;)
Well, unless Its a really serious topic, a guy would not be able to pay attention when theres a topless girl in the room. Who am I kidding, no topic trumps topless girls.
guys who would NOT want to see a topless girl are: 1) gay guy 2) brother 3) transexual i could go on but i think i made my point
6.9"?
Why guess?
Your picture describes your readers
69 is always ruined by periods.
What was the conversation about?
It the number one most asked question by women who are looking for a quick hookup. A man has to know it, what I would be worried about if I were you is who is wanting to know.
Keywords
Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)
First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required