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What a Dick...
Win!!
Yes, but not an enormous one apparently.
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Show it anywayAny more complicated than a womans ego?
Lets not get started on the female ego then..
thank you number 30. told it like it is.
51 although that is true of some females I think honesty is more important that flattery in any relationship. OP was (hopefully) being honest and was obviously not trying to make her boyfriend feel bad. He should already have come to terms with the fact that he will never have a stallion's penis.
But she didn't say that, she said the complete opposite, that he is big enough to satisfy her
She wasn't being brutal whatsoever. Brutal would be saying he is small
That was EXTREMELY hilarious....
I never said she was brutally honest... I was just referring to relationships in general and replying to the comment after mine. Honestly she's not a bad person or anything for saying what she said. I just believe that you should be proud and "talk-up" your significant other. Doesn't matter how long you're in the relationship for you should still feel like they're the biggest, the smartest, the nicest, the sexiest, or the best you've ever had. If you don't then it it's not love. (just my opinion... Don't hate me for it)
Nice pun. Way to cheer me up from studying for an exam.
32- I love your picture! It made my day
Can I have ur phone number
not always true, if my bf said that to me, id be happy, because in my bfs eyes im pretty, not every girl is like that
51, the difference is, penis size is measurable, and there is an average penis size. Looks are solely opinion. You can't tell someone with a 1 inch penis they have a big penis, because it's a complete lie. If your penis is larger than average size, is is "big." if it is smaller, it is "small." If it is the same size, it as "average." That's how measurements work. They aren't based off opinion. They are based off of facts and numbers.
Its like when a woman asks you if she's fat or if she looks good in what she wears. You always say she isn't fat or rhat she looks absolutely stunning. If not, expect sulking. Same goes for a man's penis size or performance in bed, don't tell him he's "good enough" unless you want him to feel insulted.
I don't understand why you need to tell the guy that it's HUGE. That's like me asking a guy if my C cup breasts are enormous! At the end of the day, if the girl wants to be with you and she wants to have sex with you, you have nothing to be paranoid about. Btw, I've been with a guy who had a gigantic penis and the sex was terrible. It really does all boil down to performance and communication- size has nothing to do with it.
Size does matter though, just not in the way us men think it does. Hung like a horse can be incredibly painful for a woman (especially one whos not particularly accustomed to it). Hung like a tic tac and she might not feel it at all (we've all seen the "is it even in?" FMLs)
105- I totally agree with you. I don't understand why "how big" is such a big deal. Not that I've been with tons of guys before, but I've noticed that guys will lie about their size before you actually see it. And I never understood why they do this because it just makes them seem more unattractive in the end.
123- I understand what you're saying; yes, some girls do find a large penis painful and some girls can't feel a small penis, that can't be said for every girl. However, it's stimulating the clit that gives the girl an ******- reaching the depths of her ****** doesn't.
128, women can have both vaginal and clitoral orgasms.
132- Actually, the ****** is literally caused by stimulation of the clit. Pressure within the ****** can cause a more intense ******, but without ******** stimulation it's not going to happen.
^not true. A small percentage of the female population can ****** through vaginal stimulation alone. Look it up.
124, you're 16 and have already been with "tons of guys" already , eh? Looks like you've started a career early on..
She said 'not that i've been with tons of guys'
139- Okay, I did look it up after reading your comment. I discovered that the clitoral tissue within some women can extend further back through the vaginal wall, making penetration satisfying enough to reach an ******. But, the vaginal wall itself has very little nerve endings, in comparison to the clit which has the most nerve endings in the female body. Basically, it's still clitoral orgasms which are causing the vaginal ones due to said extensive tissue. Honestly, that's really what I read :/
176- Well, I honestly didn't know; but, y'learn something new everyday :D
it's the biggest I've ever seen ! i swear! granted I did grow up in Japan ....
Is it bigger than the tentacles?
^ A sign that you're probably watching too much Hentai...
Or grow long
he may have a cigar but sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Close but no cigar...
Your answer was honest, truthful, and kind-hearted. His response was immature and stupid. Not every guy is hung like a stallion, and not every girl WANTS a guy so hung. If he ever asks again, tell him he's just barely adequate. That'll teach him that your first answer was much better.
From what I've seen, not every stallion is hung like a stallion, either.
Rule 1: enormous dick would not necessarily fit up average vag.
It's a bit of a rhetorical question. He just wanted op to lie to him for a while and stroke his ego. Insecure people of both sexes do this but with different questions. Me, I have no need to ask silly questions like that, I own a tape measure, I already know all of my body's dimensions.
this is a little personal, but doc is right. my boyfriend is TOO big for me and I don't like feeling bruised and in pain during something that should be pleasurable and special. I'm still trying to find a way to make it not hurt. but OP shouldnt have said anything different. her boyfriend needs to quit trying to ********** his ego.
Perfect answer Doc, I couldn't agree with you more!
Same rules to apply to men dick sizes when it comes to lying to a woman about jeans making her ass big, "when we all know her ass makes the jeans look big."
That's dumb, on both accounts. Why lie to yourself?
Not the same at all, this guy is the exception rather than the rule, and the questions being asked aren't even in the same ballpark.
A guy asking "is my penis big?" is their version of girls asking "do I look fat in this?". There's only one correct answer. And you're in trouble if you answer any other way.
Actually, the correct answers for each question (without getting 'in trouble') are opposites, as in 'yes' for one 'no' for the other and vise versa for the truthful answers.
I'd rather be told if I genuinely looked fat in an outfit, then I'd know not to wear it ._.
No honey, I don't mind if your mother comes lives with us for a month. No, that outfit doesn't make your ass look fat. Every meal you cook is delicious. Of course I love your cat. **** is so overrated.
This should be published
But without **** scenarios, what will fill this world with stereotypes?!
Win.
That sounds like a no to me, but a point for honesty. No guy will brood about that for very long.
Cute puppy!
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What a Dick...
Your answer was honest, truthful, and kind-hearted. His response was immature and stupid. Not every guy is hung like a stallion, and not every girl WANTS a guy so hung. If he ever asks again, tell him he's just barely adequate. That'll teach him that your first answer was much better.