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By tellingthetruth - 21/03/2012 16:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

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Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML
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DocBastard 38

Your answer was honest, truthful, and kind-hearted. His response was immature and stupid. Not every guy is hung like a stallion, and not every girl WANTS a guy so hung. If he ever asks again, tell him he's just barely adequate. That'll teach him that your first answer was much better.

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sparkjolt 10

imagine the other way round. "Honey, am I fat" "you please me whatever size you are" "hmph, you think I'm fat".

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alycion 38

Isn't penis size questions the male equivalent of does this dress make me look fat?

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Faery_Magic 11

I don't want to sound mean, but that's ******* silly of him; I absolutely hate guys who like to think/hear they're big. My ex was MUCH too big and I HATED IT. It really ******* hurt; a very big penis is NOT pleasurable for a woman. It's also dangerous. Physically, 5"-6" is perfect. Maybe a bit of 7" for some. Anything more than that gives more pain than pleasure. I now refuse to be with anyone who's too big, after being with my ex. I always tell guys that if they like to hear how big they are, or wish that they were bigger, stop it. It's just silly to behave like a 5 year old just because you're not big enough to cause your woman unnecessary pain. They should be glad to be a normal size, cause that honestly feels so much better for the woman. If they even care about that. If they're less than 4", well they're shit out of luck.

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j_cat187 19

How is a large penis dangerous? Should I have a choking hazard label on my boxers?

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KiddNYC1O 20

60- I read your comment in the voice of that old lady that would take calls on tv and answer people's sex questions...

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perdix 29

The best explanation I heard came from a girl who ****** lots of guys: women have different sized vaginas and the optimal sized penis for each of these is different. She found a guy with a huge dick and was very excited about it. When they got around to *******, it was painful and she didn't like it. So, yeah, size matters, but it's really like how a hand fits in a glove.

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Faery_Magic 11

j_cat187, it can damage the girl's cervix quite badly

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Faery_Magic 11

KiddNYC1O, lol that's kinda accurate; I'm the one my friends always come to for advice. I read too damn much; more than they do, anyway.

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Faery_Magic 11

perdix, that's true, that's true. That's why I said from maybe 5", to 7" at the most. But that's really quite a good description. :)

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EvilDave 13

Yeah, try applying your snide, derisive comment to your own gender concerning boobs, asses, weight, etc. Especially the women who wear padded bras.

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itsBEEarOHseekay 12

I agree. My boyfriend is 7-8'', and when we first started dating, he'd go in at awkward angles sometimes and hit my cervix, HARD. This would make me cry out in pain and hurt for days afterwards; at one point the hurting didn't stop, so I had to go to to doctor. Now every time he even gently bumps that area, it's extremely painful. Sex with him also leaves me sore in general for about 2 days. It's not fun, and I don't understand man's obsession with being the biggest on the block. If anything, once the girl sees it, she'll go running.

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Faery_Magic 11

itsBEEarOHseekay, omg.. OUCH! Your perfect description brought it back fresh to my mind! That's exactly how it was for me as well. It was only after that that I found out that bumping into the cervix was dangerous thing to do. But yeah, I've heard that guys LIKE hearing they're too big, and they feel proud if the girl is scared of it. I mean wtf? My ex SAID he was ashamed, and that he felt bad that he was hurting me and that I wasn't getting any pleasure, but I always detected a smirk hiding behind the apologetic face. :-/ *rolls eyes*

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efrainelboricua 12

Someone needs more confidence. But it's better then hearing that it's too big. Nothing is a bigger **** blocker then your **** itself -__- and when a girl ask me if her ass looks big in these jeans and they do I tell them straight up and also add that it looks sexy and say a silly joke. Usually makes them feel better. Better then lying

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YourBuddyElmo 5

Apparently the average American male wants to hear the words "monster" and "dong" in conjunction with their member...he's insecure, fyl.

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efrainelboricua 12

Where did you read this? It so isn't American. We either laugh or look at the person funny when we hear dong as a word for penis. Us Americans prefer dick or **** not dong

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YourBuddyElmo 5

I'm sorry, I will make sure to use the right nomenclature in my sarcastic comments in the future.

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zpme103 3

is your box loose? same question essentially. p.s. tell him to measure it lol

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golconda2011 8

You ydi!!! Never heard of male psychology?

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janeyboo07 11

Just lie to make him feel good about himself. The sex is always better.

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Dracoboxer357 35

81- I respectively disagree. Don't lie to him to make good about himself, truthfully tell him the real attributes he possesses that you enjoy in him to do that. I try to make a point of telling my wife something positive about herself everyday. Is she skinny? No, but she's so beautiful to me. And I love her womanly curves. She has grown to enjoy knowing in what ways I find her sexy for it. And that is what I tell her if she asks if she looks fat in something. No lies. Guess my point is focus on the positives, not the negatives. You can always find many examples of both in a person. And if your significant other needs a "pick me up", give him/her one. It's always nice to remind them you care about them in a variety of ways. :) IMHO, of course. ;) Oh, and our sex life is incredible, because we're both honest about what we like. No hang ups there. ;P

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perdix 29

The correct answer is, "You're huge!" Even if he is below average, he's not going to argue with you. If he's not big enough to satisfy you, you'll find some other reason to dump him. Otherwise, this is not an issue where the absolute, objective truth is useful or kind.

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