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By tellingthetruth - 21/03/2012 16:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

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Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML
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DocBastard 38

Your answer was honest, truthful, and kind-hearted. His response was immature and stupid. Not every guy is hung like a stallion, and not every girl WANTS a guy so hung. If he ever asks again, tell him he's just barely adequate. That'll teach him that your first answer was much better.

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ellabellaswe 6

So that's like the male equivalency to when girls ask if their ass looks big? Only girls want the answer to be "no" and guys are looking for a "yes":

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alfred07 18

I think your first answer was perfect.

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ImGonnaDieAlone 5

Haha, I knew a guy who once had a temper tantrum cos his gf said he was "big enough", but he wanted to be "slightly too big" for her... once again, men putting their egos before their partner's pleasure.

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micahsmommy 13

How about, "it's perfect for me. I definitely wouldn't want it any bigger." No lying and a boost to self confidence for him.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Probably a Leo in Venus... On-topic, that's really childish of him. Kind of sounds like some women when they ask 'does this dress make me look fat?' -.-

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bubo_fml 10

Take him to the nearest sex toy shop & show him some of the monsterous marital aids on display...Trust me, he'll forget all about his size insecurities...Once, while visiting one of these shops, I saw a butt plug the size of a basketball & thought, "if someone needs that to get off, ya might as well **** a fire hydrant or forget about having sex!"

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j_cat187 19

Better response: "I get more pleasure from inserting a tampon you pathetic little shit."

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Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Men take their penis size personally and very seriously. You know how women get mad when a man says their butt looks big? It's the same concept with penis size. This isn't an FML or YDI, it's just one of those things... Never tell a woman she's fat and NEVER tell a man he has a small penis (at least never to his face).

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Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE women with booties. Bootylicious women make my eyes pop out of my head...lol. Men just have to be careful talking about those booties.

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nsnforever 2

Unfortunately, there really is never a correct answer for that question, just like one of the examples used above, "Does this make my ass look big?" "Is my penis big enough?" It's a lose-lose situation. If you tell a woman "No, your ass doesn't look big!" She may think you mean it's too small. If you say yes, well, you're in for a world of hurt. Just like if you tell him yes, he may assume you're lying. If you say no, you might not have a boyfriend anymore.

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br0ccoli 14

The right answer is "baby, you are so big and fat and I cant walk for days afterwards!" say this even if he is hung like a tootsie roll. You have to lie bc he obviously was fishing for compliments and bc it's important that your man feels like Superman in your presence. This is the male equivalent of "does this make me look fat?"

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Random951 12

Lying like that doesn't create an honest relationship. You know what they say, the best kind of a relationship is an honest one.

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