TMI FML

By skyplaysguitar - 30/07/2012 05:56 - United States - Las Cruces

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Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML
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dude1122332 9

And over there honey was the sand castle your father and I conceived your brother.(:

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WCARlover 34

I honestly could give a flying crap where I was conceived...I don't see why that matters

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dude1122332 9

And over there honey was the sand castle your father and I conceived your brother.(:

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Tiny_Alyc 13

Hope the kid who built the castle didn't see it.. Or call his/her mommy because two big people destroyed his castle :)

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BeachBoi_Alex 7

Just dont do anal on the beach, its making a bad situation worse.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

This would be the only argument to the famous saying: "Doesn't matter, had sex."

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thatssomeBS 9

Hawaii, eh? OP was obviously born in Kenya....

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WCARlover 34

I honestly could give a flying crap where I was conceived...I don't see why that matters

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zandalee 19

In fact how wonderful to be conceived on a beach...

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Don't you mean you couldn't give a flying crap...?

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patrickalamo 47

Love hurts and true grit both come to mind.

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AClassActx3 7

I was conceived in Canada ! Almost Canadian :) *waves* (i think this is Hilarious) I'd trade Canada for Hawaii though.

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Ugi 26

I'm with #2 - why should you care where you were conceived? On a beach sounds fun!

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WCARlover 34

I did mean couldn't* give, sorry, stupid phone :(

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AssassinsCRB 0

Who would give a flying crap? I mean you don't see craps that fly very often.

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pandabear125 0

It's not even that I don't care, I just don't want to know.

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the_true_batman 10

At least now you know to lay down a towel.

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NOOBSQUAD 0

You better lay down more than one towel because it's gonna get crumpled up pretty quick.

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lonkite101 14

4- *******you're******** stupid. Happy now?

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hockeyoceancity 13

Uhmm...? Since 4 didn't even say anything with a "y" in it i have no idea what you're trying to say.

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geko911 22

49 was just being stupid because 4 wrote in his profile that he was waiting for someone to say "you're stupid" instead of "your stupid". 49 must not know that we don't really comment on profiles on FML...

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StackedDeck 2

Don't ask a question when you're not ready for the answer. You may start imagining things that can't be unimagined.

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brewmasterg 34

This. You asked a question that could've led to a response with similar details anyway. Don't ask for what you can't handle.

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LowLives 9

Your Kitty is so cute but why is he/she attacking your face? :(

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pbonham 22

That's not something to be ashamed of!!!! Conceived on a beautiful beach in Hawaii, so much more interesting than just an old bed...

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xXUND3ADcityXx 0

Getting the image of your parents ******* on a public beach in Hawaii...how beautiful

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KommanderKush420 5

OPs mom probably has sand crabs

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hockeyoceancity 13

Also better then monster hamsters.

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