By m - 22/08/2012 01:59 - United States - Stamford
Same thing different taste
Shoot your shot
By scewable - 13/10/2011 07:19 - United States
By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States
Last act
By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00
Making plans
By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada
By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04
So generous
By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore
By bad in the sack - 05/07/2014 04:26 - United States
A friend in need…
By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver
Adding insult to injury
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States
Top comments
Comments
Did he offer you cream at the end?
First Comment Nazi?
He didn't know what to write, do he wrote something random until he thought up a real first comment :-O
"Noone" isn't a word, #6...
You need to develop better taste in men
I don't think that's the issue here
Guys treat girls like that when they think they can get away with it, as in you wont get mad.. or as in an im-just-joking-but-not-totally sort of way. Now, What sort of girls let guys get away with things like this... hmm.. girls with low self esteem, who are usually referred to as a "what" based on their actions... hmmm? Then again, I'm a virgin, and I faint when I try to talk to a girl.
You can always see a dawg coming a mile away.
I'm fairly sure a donkey wouldn't have the ability to comfort and buy ice cream for a girl.
I bet Donkey would. You know, Donkey from Shrek :)
Maybe he broke you guys up in the first place to get in your pants ;) but thats just an assumption
Yay, for **** buddies! :D
Haha ur hilarious!!
Heads up on that one Op ;-D
Try a girl friend but not before smacking that horndog upside the head.
Guys don't want to be your friend, when will girls learn?
Guy friends seem to always see their female friends as potential girlfriends no matter what the situation! OP your friend is an idiot for how he went about things but I bet he probably liked you for a long time while you were taken!
Well he was going to give you cream OP. I just don't think it would be ICE cream. Haha. But that sucks OP what ^ said is right.
OMG what a preconcieve idea you have there. Guys can have girls as friends without thinking about bringing them in their bed.
I don't agree, I've had plenty of female friends who I didn't see as potential girlfriends. He was just an asshole. Typically, once we've reached a certain level of friendship without anything sexual happening, we're just friends. I'm sorry your friend was such a dick, OP. I hope he wasn't too good of a friend, so you won't lose too much by throwing him away.
66: I don't think that that was supposed to be justifying his actions. I think people are too quick to say something is justifying wrong-doing, or blaming the victim. Most people aren't trying to do either. On another note, I hate stories like this. Sometimes I might want to do something along the lines of taking out a female friend for ice cream after a break-up, but I worry that she might think I have something like that in mind. If idiots didn't pull that kind of shit I wouldn't have to worry about it.
Any of them that say any different are lying or in denial. There is no such thing as a truly platonic relationship.
wow what a douche
boring comment is boring
what comment, I wanna know what comment you thought was boring.. oh well next time leave the comment number to reference
39, are you daft
It looks like 39's comment doesn't exist anymore. Oh well
53- Lol
Well **** me, who wouldn't get turned on by ice cream? Everyone loves ice cream!!! I'm more afraid of what dessert might be.
There are people who are lactose intolerant, so nope, not everyone loves ice cream.
"Awww poor you, would mai dick cheer you up?" *smack* How can someone be that stupid?
The only why that's cheer a girl up is if she was addicted to it. But that's rare.
How did you not see that coming?
Cuming*
Delusional men and women are bound to bury this statement but a YouTube video titled "Why Men and Women Can't be friends" is enough evidence to support my theory.
maybe he said he wanted to cum for you and you just misunderstood him?
Just stop now. Please.
Keywords
What an ass...
Try a girl friend but not before smacking that horndog upside the head.